by Eddurd on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:37 pm
(sung to the tune of "Snoopy And The Red Baron")
In the dark ... and damp and gloom
Of a government building basement room,
Came a whining drone ... that sounded the same
As a single-cylinder model plane.
Trying to fly, and not to destroy,
A hemi-sphere misfit robot toy ...
He's not insane, just in a plane,
And he wants to rebuild and do it again!
Two, four, six, eight, ten and so ...
The Misfit Robo-Toy was ready to go!
Fifteen whole milliseconds passed
'Til the cross-dressing shrink got knocked on his ass!
Faster than a very fast thing!
More powerful than something really powerful!
Able to leap objects over which most people are unable to leap in a single bound in a single bound!