Comics by Shaenon II

[Professor Zobot]

Based off of a joke started by Jeffrey Channing Wells...

Post your insensitive, near-religious, anti-other forum hate speech here. We must prove through our intolerance that we are the superior forum!

[That Guy]

Forum I users worship evil space monkeys from the planet Zixaran ...

At least that's what I hear.

[Professor Zobot]

I heard that they're in league with the flying pickle people in a nefarious scheme to eliminate one of the basic food groups.

But that's just a rumor...

[SoItBegins]

I heard that they're in league with the flying pickle people in a nefarious scheme to eliminate one of the basic food groups.

(music) Iiit's the one-eyed one-horned flying purple pickle people,
the one-eyed one-horned flying purple pickle people,
one-eyed one-horned flying purple pickle people,
sure look strange to me!

(Sung to the tune of that song about the Purple People-Eater.)

[Eddurd]

Somebody has to say it ... brace yourselves ...

We're not forum, we're againstum.

I will now chastise myself. And not the enjoyable kind neither.

[Channing]

Make it harsh, Ed. For the good of everyone.

[Shaenon]

Your taunts have proven surprisingly effective! Since it seems to be working out well, I've made this the main forum link on the Narbonic and SH sites.

[Professor Zobot]

Once again immaturity triumphs over adversity!

Besides, they're all just doodyheads over there anyway!

*Kicks Forum I in the shins and runs off giggling*