Comics by Shaenon II

[Tim Tylor]

Aw, I wish I had a forgeable wax memory.

But if I did I wouldn't keep it in a basement full of sentient arthropods and such. They might get hungry, or cheeky.

[Hotel Detective]

I wish I had a fictional affair with Ada Lovelace in my memory.

[Peni Griffin]

Although we no longer use coal gas per se in our streetlamps, the bulk of our electricity comes from coal-burning, a source of pollution, global warming, and habitat destruction even worse than petroleum-burning.

So yeah, Sweetheart, rampaging the utilities is a grand idea! Just because Mustachio's a little vague on the details doesn't mean he's wrong in concept.