Comics by Shaenon II

[Shaenon]

On the plus side, I've gotten a lot of writing done on SH recently, so I feel very productive.

On the minus side, said writing has consisted almost entirely of coming up with ways for various characters, most of whom have not appeared yet, to have sex with each other.

Oh, well. Jeffrey can do all the plot and character development and stuff.

[That Guy]

Oh yes, I'm soooo excited that [unknown character A] and [unknown character B] will be getting together.

I can hardly wait.

[Wallycaine]

See, my first thought, as based on the cast so far, was something more along the lines of trying to figure out if it would be physically possible to do so. Yep, no hope for me.

[Channing]

I wanna see! I wanna see!

[Stan]

You should spend more time on productive thigns like figuring out how Unity would take out various historical figures.

[chicgeek]

Hmmm-sweeps week must be coming up!
Great. Now everytime I see a new character, I'll be wondering who it's going to boink.
Yep, no hope for me either.

[Shaenon]

See, my first thought, as based on the cast so far, was something more along the lines of trying to figure out if it would be physically possible to do so.

Ah, that's where the WRITING comes in! Because I'm a WRITER!

There are more human characters later on, though, which simplifies things from a purely logistical standpoint.

[SoItBegins]

(rolls eyes)

On these great bearings does the world spin round.



Hmmmm... lubricated bearings... lu--- CURSE YOU, SHAENON GARRITY!!

[Professor_Tinker]

Well, Sib, that would take care of the receptionist! (Bad dum-pum-Pish!)
The big trick is to get a firm grip on the subject.
You have to take control of the situation, be Master of your Domain.
In a world where you raise the dead and beat things with sticks, you gotta keep outta the gutter.

Thank you and good night! *runs from angry mob*

[Cameron]

On the minus side, said writing has consisted almost entirely of coming up with ways for various characters, most of whom have not appeared yet, to have sex with each other.

Mm. Well, don't get too carried away.