Comics by Shaenon II

[Professor Zobot]

By now, it's somewhat evident that Unity can harvest the body parts of her enemies and use them to replace her own lost appendages. (See: References to her original arm) So then, my question to all of you is:

What is the most outrageous/awesome appendage that you could see Unity integrating into herself? Canon/continuity is not a factor for this.

Myself, I think that Strongbad's Bucketarm would be pretty cool.

[Shaenon]

One of the first snippets of SH dialogue Jeffrey wrote involved Unity having cases of spare parts down in the file room. I believe the line, "Hey, sometimes I want to pee standing up!" was somewhere in there.

I ACCUSE JEFFREY WELLS.

[Channing]

Oh, so I'm the perv now, huh? Who came up with <REDACTED FUTURE PLOT ELEMENT>?

Oh, wait, that was me.

And what about <REDACTED FUTURE PLOT ELEMENT>?

Oh, yeah, that was me, too.

Huh.

I guess I AM the perv.

[Professor Zobot]

Dang...I'm not sure anything forumites could come up with could top THAT...

And incidently, Channing: It's not your fault, just a simple quirk of demographics. Statistics have shown that between any male/female partnership, romantic, business, or otherwise, 83% of the time the "perve" will be the male of the duo.

So take it to heart, men: The next time a girlfriend/female coworker/girly-style webcartoonist confidant accuses you of perversion, blame the math. It's usually it's fault.

[SoItBegins]

She should get hold of a dragon's claw.

[chicgeek]

A prehensile,spiked tail.