Comics by Shaenon II

[Professor Zobot]

Is it weird that all of a sudden I'm imagining Mister with a long mustache, twirling it as he stands next to Chicgeek, whose been tied down to some train tracks?

[Professor_Tinker]

Xerox in a dress? Now we've gone from Bugs Bunny (My favorite transvestite!) to Gilligan's Island.
"You can't make me, you can't make me, you can't make me."
"Xerox-we already did make you."
"Oh."

hee hee!! We already have 'The Professor'- would that make Desius the Skipper?
And Xerox- i figured it out! He's Gilligan's Evil Twin!!

[Professor Zobot]

And now the question begs itself...

Will Tinker, having seen the remains of a broken mechanical Arm, think that David died defending Chicgeek's lab, or will he start to piece two and two together and start figuring things out?

[Desius]

Ha! Katamari Damacy! HA!
Someone needs to make one of those in the Wars and start it rolling.
...
Now I have the King of all Comso's in my head.
...
Na~ Na nanana nan na na Katamari damacy~y~y
Ack!

Example of what a real katamari could do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWmE2AJnI34&feature=related

[Professor Zobot]

...SEE WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED UPON US, ANDREW TINKER?

SEE WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT?

*Gets rolled up in a Katamari* Whaaa! I don't wanna be a star!

[chicgeek]

And now the question begs itself...

Will Tinker, having seen the remains of a broken mechanical Arm, think that David died defending Chicgeek's lab, or will he start to piece two and two together and start figuring things out?

Sorry, Zobot-I posted before I read this. Mecha wants Tinker to charge off and DO something, since he can't do anything himself. Unless anyone's foolish enough to come back. Which ain't gonna happen. Hmm, wonder what Tinker will make of it all?

[Professor Zobot]

I'm actually curious myself.

Sheesh, this is going much differently than I planned it would. Just goes to show how on the battlefield, the first casualty is the plan of attack.

Or something like that. Oh well...once we get the last few loose ends tied up, Phase two will begin. Mwahahaha.

[Professor_Tinker]

...SEE WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED UPON US, ANDREW TINKER?

SEE WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT?

*Gets rolled up in a Katamari* Whaaa! I don't wanna be a star!

Mwahahahahaa!
I honestly could have used anything.. I just figured Katamari Damacy made the most sense.

[chicgeek]

Tiny quibble, Tinker. The clockwork motorcycle doesn't roar. No internal combustion engine. It's eeriely silent. But gravel or glass, ect. crunching under the tires would make noise.
Again, very tiny quibble.

EDIT-just thought of something. Does a sentient plant like Mecha mean even *more* paperwork for Xerox?

[Wallycaine]

Of course it does. Everything creates paperwork for Xerox. Just, anything.

[Professor_Tinker]

Tiny quibble, Tinker. The clockwork motorcycle doesn't roar. No internal combustion engine. It's eeriely silent. But gravel or glass, ect. crunching under the tires would make noise.
Again, very tiny quibble.

EDIT-just thought of something. Does a sentient plant like Mecha mean even *more* paperwork for Xerox?

Sorry, sorry, I'll change it.

And Wally has it right- but actually, Mecha;s paperwork is easy. Just a quick Mechanic Sentient registration, and maybe a low-grade 32-B ( Self-replicating being) report.

[Jane Narbon]

FINALLY! I've been working on that blooper reel for days. Check the Tales to see what new goofs have been unearthed!

[Professor_Tinker]

FINALLY! I've been working on that blooper reel for days. Check the Tales to see what new goofs have been unearthed!

*snerk* I like the Duel one best. Oy, vey.
Speaking of, there's a short Xerox interview up. I wish it wasn't so short, but I really just wanted to write one to joke about the Fans kidnapping me for what happened to Andrew.

[chicgeek]

Great. Now the next time I put on lip balm, I'll be cracking up.
Fun bloopers, Jane!

[Professor_Tinker]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16559_7- ... nsane.html

.... sooooo, Cracked has run, like*, three articles like this. I think Claire might secretly work there.
Edit: by the way, Tesla made the list.

*I live in CA, and both of my parents are from the LA area. I'm allowed to say it, dammit!

[SoItBegins]

Ha! Take this!

http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_5- ... ction.html

[Professor_Tinker]

Already read it! And I've read worse pairings! Take THIS!
http://www.cracked.com/article_14990_wh ... phere.html

[SoItBegins]

Well, it could be worse.

Godawful Fanfiction

[Claire]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16559_7-eccentric-geniuses-who-were-clearly-just-insane.html

.... sooooo, Cracked has run, like*, three articles like this. I think Claire might secretly work there.
Edit: by the way, Tesla made the list.

*I live in CA, and both of my parents are from the LA area. I'm allowed to say it, dammit!

No way! I was appalled Tesla only made #3! It's an outrage!

Although it is weird that I just spent the afternoon reading those articles.

[Professor_Tinker]

Well, it could be worse.

Godawful Fanfiction

*Twitches*
Ah, yes..... you know, I get a lot of funny looks when I flinch away from the computer screen.

[SoItBegins]

OK, I decided to kick it up a notch.

....


Hey, I just realized: a midair fistfight would probably work well in any action movie!

[chicgeek]

I'd certainly pay to see it!
Go get him, SIB!

[Professor_Tinker]

.... 'scuse me. *leaves*
*comes back,with popcorn*
Okay, let's review: Chic, Xerox, Desius, and Fredric are speeding on freaking-awesome clockwork-motorcycle towards Andrew, who managed to somehow come out slightly ahead in a Deal with @#$! Mister, and may have Figured Everything out, and is BadAssing towards The Arm.
MEANWHILE, So It Begins is having a midair bare-fisted duel, Jane and Clair are locked in battle with a Robo-Wally and 20 RoboArms, Wally is set to do a DoubleCross, and Dr. Amino is apparently the Avatar of the holy Pantheon of gods known as Loony Toons.

... oh, and mecha became an awesome sprawling defense force.

This plotline ROCKS!

[chicgeek]

.... 'scuse me. *leaves*
*comes back,with popcorn*
Okay, let's review: Chic, Xerox, Desius, and Fredric are speeding on freaking-awesome clockwork-motorcycle towards Andrew, who managed to somehow come out slightly ahead in a Deal with @#$! Mister, and may have Figured Everything out, and is BadAssing towards The Arm.
MEANWHILE, So It Begins is having a midair bare-fisted duel, Jane and Clair are locked in battle with a Robo-Wally and 20 RoboArms, Wally is set to do a DoubleCross, and Dr. Amino is apparently the Avatar of the holy Pantheon of gods known as Loony Toons.

... oh, and mecha became an awesome sprawling defense force.

This plotline ROCKS!

Amen to that, brother! Add in the villianous Desecration, and don't forget, at this rate we'll be crushing Xerox under the weight of all the new paperwork.
(reaches over for some popcorn)

[Desius]

Well I'm enjoying it, too.
I can't wait to see what Phase Two is.
I got nothing out of Zobot, so I 'm anxious to see the suprise.
Though... I do have a couple thoughts.
Everyone seems to be heading towards the Ice Cream shop.
That mean eveyon'e coming together.
That also means everything is coming together.
In the one place the Arm has been able to work uninterrupted.
Where he rules supreme.
I smell a trap.
A big one.

[chicgeek]

Yeah, isn't it great? Man, to match this level of excitement, I'd have to blow up the lab or something! Oh...wait...
Nevermind.

[That Guy]

. 'scuse me. *leaves*
*comes back,with popcorn*
Okay, let's review: Chic, Xerox, Desius, and Fredric are speeding on freaking-awesome clockwork-motorcycle towards Andrew, who managed to somehow come out slightly ahead in a Deal with @#$! Mister, and may have Figured Everything out, and is BadAssing towards The Arm.
MEANWHILE, So It Begins is having a midair bare-fisted duel, Jane and Clair are locked in battle with a Robo-Wally and 20 RoboArms, Wally is set to do a DoubleCross, and Dr. Amino is apparently the Avatar of the holy Pantheon of gods known as Loony Toons.

... oh, and mecha became an awesome sprawling defense force.

This plotline ROCKS!

You forgot the unnamed mystery character I have wandering around.

[Professor Zobot]

Well I'm enjoying it, too.
I can't wait to see what Phase Two is.
I got nothing out of Zobot, so I'm anxious to see the suprise.

Well, phase two is where everything comes together, so of course I couldn't tell you about it.

I will say this though: Fwhugads

That mean eveyon'e coming together.
That also means everything is coming together.
In the one place the Arm has been able to work uninterrupted.
Where he rules supreme.
I smell a trap.
A big one.

I'm new at this, but believe I get to laugh evilly now.

This plotline ROCKS!

Hee, glad you're enjoying it. I was worried it was going to get too dark and depressing, and it might still head down that way. Then again, I never planned on Mecha becoming a superplant, or anything involving a flying fistfight.

They're GOOD additions.

You forgot the unnamed mystery character I have wandering around.

Who exactly is that anyway? I can't have them foiling my sinister plans!

...er, for lunch. Yes. My sinister plans for lunch.

...I'm not kidding. You should SEE the "improvements" I made to everyone's sandwiches.

[Professor_Tinker]

Huh. I was wondering what that wriggly bit was- I figured I was just having that problem with the bread again.

[Professor Zobot]

This next post is a bit of a big one. With the exception of Wallycaine and Dr. Amino, whose statuses need to be updated a wee bit, could everyone hold off on posting until I get it done?