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 Post subject: Pirate Radio
PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:58 pm 
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Throughout Xyon, radios began to spit static. Three separate signals were buried, The NAR signal broadcasted clear and true. Others experienced massive static bursts without a reliable device to receive the signal. Then, there came a voice.

Attention, this is not a test. Do not adjust your radios, we control the airwaves. This is your captain speaking, and I have your miracle cure.

Hello there, and welcome to pirate radio, the classiest station to invade your eardrums. Tonight, we are broadcasting for the very first time. Isn't that nice? I'd like to give a shout out to my boys at New Age Radio, keep spreading the good word! As a mad scientist, I'd like to promote a new shop in town, the Gadgeteer's Solution. They don't know we're doing so...Shhhhh! But I'm sure you don't want to listen to me talk all day, so let's get to some music. Feast your ears on this beauty from Supertramp. Ladies and gents, the Logical Song.

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily,
joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
clinical, intellectual, cynical.
There are times when all the world's asleep,
the questions run too deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.
Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
liberal, fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable!
At night, when all the world's asleep,
the questions run so deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.


Ahhh, nothing like good music. I'd love to stay and chat, but some people don't like us using these freqs. Tune in next time for pirate radio. You'll know that sweet staticy sound. This is your Captain speaking, goodnight.

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 Post subject: Re: Pirate Radio
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:37 pm 
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There was a burst of static on all bands, and then several signals began broadcasting something... completely different.

Folks, this is a short public service announcement. If zombies come to your door and want in, don't let them in. Not Even Bob from down the hall. This is your Captain, signing off.


Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

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 Post subject: Re: Pirate Radio
PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:23 pm 
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A burst of static shot out of radios, and soon the usual channels began broadcasting something... completely different.

Welcome to Captain Jack's pirate radio. How are we all doing today? Folks, I'd like to talk about something we don't see a lot of in Xyon. I'd like to talk about love. It happens more often than we see. I'd like to dedicate this next song to mads in love. This is your Captain, signing off.

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet

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 Post subject: Re: Pirate Radio
PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:05 pm 
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Yet another pirate radio broadcast was filtering into the airwaves, when a new voice overrode ALL signals.

"Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am Commander Titan. I am organizing an exclusive crew, the first crew to travel beyond our solar system. We leave within the month. We are looking for a number of trustworthy recruits to fill our ranks. Find a local Doktor in charge of recruitment and ask for details right away.

The waves were clear for a moment and then the Captain's voice returned, "What? Shameless plug?"

(I'm helping a friend set up for an Rp. PM me if you might be interested. We still have some set-up to go, but I should have some details for you. This is a more serious RP than here, with a char chat area and a chance for all new characters. Space is limited.)

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 Post subject: Re: Pirate Radio
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:46 pm 
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The airwaves had remained unaccosted for a long while, but one day, they were once again assaulted. Static filled the airwaves, soon replaced by a smooth voice.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain calm. This is your captain speaking, all is well. We just had a little Communication Breakdown" He continued to speak as the music began. "We are back. For good."

Communication Breakdown lyrics
Hey, girl, stop what you're doin'!
Hey, girl, you'll drive me to ruin.
I don't know what it is that I like about you, but I like it a lot.
Won't let me hold you, Let me feel your lovin' charms.

Communication Breakdown, It's always the same,
I'm having a nervous breakdown, Drive me insane!

Hey, girl, I got something I think you ought to know.
Hey, babe, I wanna tell you that I love you so.
I wanna hold you in my arms, yeah!
I'm never gonna let you go,'Cause I like your charms.

Communication Breakdown, It's always the same,
I'm having a nervous breakdown, Drive me insane!

Communication Breakdown, It's always the same,
I'm having a nervous breakdown, Drive me insane!

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