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 Post subject: The Mad Scientist Dossiers
PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:34 pm 
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Interpol674:~ glede$ dossier status -l madsci madtrain hench rel-all

<<DOSSIER STATUS>>

<<SUBCATEGORY: MAD SCIENTISTS>>

SoItBegins: Official Dossier on File
Professor Tinker: Official Dossier on File
Jane Narbon: NO FILE
Professor Zobot: Official Dossier on File (Flagged by AgentGreen15)

<<SUBCATEGORY:MADSCIS IN TRAINING>>
Dr. Amino: Official Dossier on File
Mr. Sitouh: NO FILE
Lord Dave: Official Dossier on File

<<SUBCATEGORY: HENCHMEN>>
That Guy: Official Dossier on File

<<SUBCATEGORY: ALL RELATED TO PREVIOUS>>

Eddurd: NO FILE

Interpol674:~ glede$ dossier help

<<DOSSIER TOOL MANUAL>>

Ok, this topic is for the profiles of all those Mad Scientists, wannabe Mad Scientists, henchmen, and others related to The Mad Scientist Wars, or its sibling, The Mad Scientist Practice Wars.

If you wish to add information about yourself, you may either add a post describing yourself, or you can PM me with the data and I'll format it into an official-looking dossier post.

While you can put anything you want into your profile, it would probably be a good idea to provide at least some of these pieces of information:

Species (if not completely human)
Gender
Name
Age
Day job (if you have one)
How you became Mad (henchmen need not bother with this)
What you're good at
Anyone who assists you on a regular basis (highly intelligent pets, AIs, secretaries, etc.)
Theme song (if you have one)
Outstanding or unusual characteristics


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Interpol614:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n SoItBegins

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Name: SoItBegins
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Male
Species: Human (heavy nanobot augmentation)
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Prime (AI / Direct Mental Link)
Day job: None
Origin of Madness: Unknown
Theme Song: None
Aptitudes (specific): High technology, nanobots, computers, and the Internet
Aptitudes (general): Computer science, mathematics and logic
Personal history: NO DATA
Recent history: Semi-successful double-cross of Mad Scientist David Toboz (AKA Professor Zobot), ending in ruin of David Toboz, and death and subsequent regeneration of SoItBegins.

Note: Can regenerate entire body and mind (perfectly) in the event of personal destruction. Tends to be cautious, almost to the point of paranoia; however, this caution seems to be generally lowered slightly in proximity to Jane Narbon. This has led to SoItBegins's two most recent deaths, and the accompanying regeneration processes.

Dangerosity rating: 45 of 100

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Interpol238:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Dr. Amino

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Name: Dr. Dana N. Amino
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Female
Species: Human
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Ingrid (Secretary)
Day Job: None
Origin of Madness: Unknown.
Aptitudes (specific): Cloning: Human and Animal
Aptitudes (general): Genetic Manipulation, Robotics

Note: In addition to mad genius, Dr. Amino has been diagnosed with schizophrenia. She will on occasion hear the voices of President Ulysses S. Grant and the 'Megalogical Rocket Society' in her head. Her skill with cloning is perhaps her only useful talent; her attempts at mastering the other aspects of mad science are mediocre at times.

Dangerosity rating: 30 of 100

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Interpol261:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Lord Dave

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Name: Lord Dave (AKA Dave)
Type: Mad Scientist [Evil Mad Sociologist/Marketing executive]
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: None.
Day Job: None
Origin of Madness: Comic Theater. The illogical plane joke that everyone laughs at but no one knows its stupid.
Aptitudes (specific): Media Manipulation.
Aptitudes (general): Mass manipulation though media, products, and other such things.

Note: Knows the full workings of the media itself. His hacking skills are nearly non-existent but his ability to destroy the sanity of others is extremely dangerous.
Known creator of 5 Olsen Twins movies.

Dangerosity rating: 65 of 100

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Interpol832:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Professor Zobot

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Name: David Toboz (Known Alias: Professor Zobot)
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Male
Species: Human (Cyborg enhancements)
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Sentient robotic arm, which seems averse to speak around other mad scientists.
Day job: None
Origin of Madness: Matter of public record, occurred in college. See history section.
Theme Song: None
Aptitudes (specific): Robotics, some experience with AI's.
Aptitudes (general): Particle Physics (particularly stimulated emission), AI design, Theoretical Weapon Design
Personal history: Lived a fairly happy childhood, and seemed to be a fairly sane, if quirky, young man. After graduating from high school and entering college, he started to grow obsessed with out-achieving his older brother, a benevolent (and sane) medical doctor, aka an "over-achieving dick." Although he managed to last 3 years off of ramen, caffeine and scholarship money, the stress of pursuing 4 different degrees caused him to snap. During finals week, David created a psychotic robotic monstrosity that killed four, assimilated eight, and vanished into the night. He is either uninterested or unable to stop it from spreading further. Graduated with full honors for his contribution to the robotics community.
Recent history: Attempted blackmail of Jane Narbon resulted in near death and destruction of his lab (see notes in dossiers of SoItBegins and Jane Narbon). Since emerging, has been acting strangely altruistic.

Dangerosity rating: Formerly 60 of 100. Since the destruction of his lab, 15 of 100 due to unexpected personality shift. Seems almost...sane.

Note: Perhaps as a curious side-effect and/or backlash from the mind-control device he used to temporarily turn himself into an angst-ridden teenage robot pilot, David Toboz seems to have manifested what can only be known as an "aura of likability" which affects the attitudes of those nearby him. He does not seem to be aware that he is doing anything out of the ordinary, yet he seems to be able to sway anyone with feelings short of murderous rage towards him to soften their mood. Has been rated a Class C supernatural effect. How long this will last is unknown.

Annotation by AgentGreen15: This one might be a good candidate for the BlueLight project.

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Interpol358:~glede$ dossier lookup -n That Guy

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Name: Thadeus Atrius Guy
Type: Henchman
Species: Human (Additional genetic material from other sources due to experimentation)
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: None
Day Job: Paid Henchman- Subject reports being quote "...not one of those mutated ones that do it for nothing, and grunt 'Yes Master' all the time."
Theme Song: None
Aptitudes (specific): Evil Filing, Care of Mutated or Engineered Creations of Science
Aptitudes (general): Destruction, Escape, Common Sense
Personal History: Comes from family of henchmen, who have been serving the mad scientist community for generations. Mother is an orphan. Constantly moved throughout childhood because the towns were destroyed. Has served under several Mad Scientists to date. His current employer is one Professor Tinker.

Note: Has contacts within the Martian rebellion. Appears to have the ability to carry large objects hidden on person with no difficulty.

Dangerosity rating: 45 of 100.

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Interpol193:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Professor Tinker

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Name: Dr. Andrew Kaboom Omega Atom Tinker
Type: Mad Scientist/English Professor
Gender: Male
Species: Human- a slight smattering of something-or other, likely just trace orchid material from his Mummys lab.
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Thadeus Atrius Guy, hired henchman, Fluffy, Aerial Vorpal Rabbit, and Cheshire, a Cheshire Cat.
Day Job: English Professor at local collage, time permitting.
Origin of Madness: Years of accumulated social stigma as well as particular stress due to death of father- more detail given below.
Theme Song: Imitosis, by Andrew Bird. has also been known to hum 'Cartoon Heros' by aquarius.
Aptitudes (general): Biology, Literature, Geek Knowledge,
Aptitudes (specific): Creating creatures who are from Geeky sources and literatures, ash shown by the cheshire cat, vorpal rabbit, and the GRUES. However, his real skill lies in his innate knowledge of something he calls Narrative causality, which gives him insight into events and circumstance. (basically, he's disturbingly genre savvy)
Personal history:
Well, first of all, Andrew Tinker was born to a Woman named Dr. Katty Risk, and a man named Eric Tinker. Eric Fell in love with Katty when they first met, and despite being on opposite sides of Good and Evil, pursued her loyally for years afterwards. He proposed marriage to her many, many times, they fought, and they even saved the world once or twice. Almost six years after they first met, she finally said yes.
Andrew was a energetic, bright, whimsical little boy, who grew up with a disturbing amount of faith in humanity. He loved books, and quickly became somewhat of a little geek.
Needless to say, this did not serve him well in high school. Although he did eventually find solace in a post as a scriptwriter for his drama class, the pressure of his peers mocking him brought him close to the breaking point.
He tried to resist, it is said.
It was, of course, to pass that his father passed away in a 'work related accident' (re: Blew a hole in the grand canyon that remains to this day)
Little records remain of what happened, but it is believed that he had been in the local library when a tormenter from school said something about his fathers demise, a joke to his friends.
And they laughed.

An hour and a half later, Tinker was pulled out of the warped and deformed remains of the library, unconscious and clutching a pen and his notebook.
Fifteen people were injured, almost forty missing and presumed dead, and three found in a comatose state that has yet to lift.

Andrew Tinker recovered after a month or two, could not be linked to the event, and began t pick up his life again. He tested out of high-school early, and skipped into collage to get a head-start on a English Masters and a Biology doctorate, graduating at 19.
At age 20, he was offered at job teaching at the local collage, where he teaches. He has also held a position at M for some time, the same position his father has held.
He has received an order of Frankenstein, for successfully forcing the government to re-work the school system as he demanded by careful placement of GRUES, and a firm controll of power supply codes.
Note: Like cute things and camp, and musicals. Very maternal- spends a great deal of time on clothing.
Side note: . . . . yes, he's gay.
Dangerosity rating: 70 out of one hundred, 85 if against a wall, can jump to 100 if his family has been threatened.
Annotation: Due to his Tinker heritage, Andrew seems to grow at a slowed rate, if perhaps not as slow as his Uncles and Father. evaluated at being 65% of a normal growth rate, placing him as being physically still in his mid-late teens.


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Interpol402:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Jane Narbon
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Name: Jane Narbon
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Female
Species: Human
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: None
Day job: None
Origin of Madness: N/A - target is a career Mad Scientist
Theme Song: None
Aptitudes (specific): Robotics, bugs and bugging, chemicals and their wild and wonderful effects on the human body, guile/deception
Aptitudes (general): Mechanics, chemistry, lying/false appearances, distraction, general all-round mad scientism
Personal history: Minimal data. Rumored to be the daughter of mad scientists Helen Beta Narbon and Dave Davenport.
Recent history: Successful double-cross of Mad Scientist David Toboz (AKA Professor Zobot), ending in ruin of David Toboz and death of SoItBegins.


Note: Not a sociopath, but very close. Can lie with a straight face in thought, deed, and action. Very resourceful, and will use all available resources as necessary to complete any plan she currently has active. Has been the cause of the two most recent deaths of SoItBegins.

Dangerosity rating: 90 of 100 (this jumps to 110 if she offers you an alliance)

Suggested 'avoid' radius: 200 yards

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Interpol946:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n chicgeek
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Name: ChicGeek
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Female
Age-20
Species: Human
Theme song-These boots are made for walking-(the Nancy Sinatra version, not the Jessica Simpson travesty!), Respect-Aretha Franklin, the queen of soul
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions:Desius-henchman, human. Mecha-living mechanical vine-created by professor Tinker
Day job: Unknown
Origin of Madness: A prodigy and inventor, ChicGeek received her degree in electronics amazingly fast. Teetered on the edge of madness for some time, helped in part by personal blend of electrically charged coffee. Blocked in all attempts to advance her career by a misogynist head of department, her discovery of previously unknown secret notes of Nikola Tesla provided impetus to push her over the edge into becoming a mad scientist.
Aptitudes (general): Electricity, engineering, radio devices, and computers. Particularly good at building mad devices.
Personal history: Unknown***UPDATE***Just discovered to be the daughter of infamous villian Vladimir Viktor. If true, that means there's another addition to Project:TINKER. Bears watching.
Recent history: Unknown***Appears to have been under survaillence for some time.***UPDATE***Confirmed. Watched by Lopez Munitions, Lmtd.,large firm with goverment contracts.

Note: Likes clockwork mechanisms and lightning bolts. Inventions tend to be modeled after steampunk style, but will outperform many modern devices. Always wears a leather lab coat and a pair of goggles, with various lenses and attachments for goggles. Has an earthquake gun. Avoid if at all possible. While gun resembles a super soaker more than an uzi, in her own words "no one laughs more than once".
Possibly shares slowed aging common to Tinkers, more than likely the 65% rate showed by her cousin,Prof. Andrew Tinker.Unknown at this time.
More investigation reccomended.

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Do you think I had the 1st idea what a squidhole was when I invented it? Certainly not! I was just messing about! That's when the very best & very Maddest Science gets done. I thought,Why, this alabaster octopus looks like it wants a nice transmission inside it,& fairly soon I had a thing that obviously had a Use, though what that Use could be was a total mystery.
(Sameness Engine) I haven't the 1st notion of what it's for! That's not why I made it-I made it for the sheer joy of making something new! It's getting up to tell me what it wants me to do, though, I can just feel it. It's been giggling a lot at night.
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Interpol402:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Wallace Caine
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Name: Wallace Caine AKA Wally C.
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Male
Species: Human (Some Cyborg Modifications)
Age: 19
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Lagos (Genetically Modified Grey Flemish Giant Cyborg), Beetlebrox (Minor Supercomputer/AI)
Day job: Part time Student
Origin of Madness: Wally went mad at a very early age. At age six, Wally was on the playground when he discovered he was attacked by several older bullies. With that seemingly minor provocation, he began what is currently the least bloody transition to mad science, a fact that shames him to this day. Although several boys were mildly bruised by his garbage cyborg, most of the damage was emotional.
Theme Song: "Friend of the Devil" by The Grateful Dead
Aptitudes (specific): Biological-Mechanical Interface, Genetics, Physics
Aptitudes (general): Computers, Robotics, Drama, Acting
Personal history: Having been mad for close to 13 years, Wally never had what one would call a normal life. Having been mad for this long has given Wally a modicum of control over his madness, and allows him to attend college in his spare time. He's never very specialized, so his aptitude has always been in the combining of his disparate areas of expertise. His contributions to mad science as a whole have been noted from time to time, but are usually attributed to his older alter ego, Jacques Du, French Mad Scientist. Surprisingly, few in France have heard of him.

Dangerosity rating: 58 out of a hundred, 12 out of a hundred at college

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Interpol402:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n "Zaks"
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Species: Human
Gender: Male
Name: Andy "Zaks" Smithson
Age: 22
Day job: Research Scientist for a Corporation
Origin of Madness: Attempt to isolate the genetic "origin" of madness resulted in the splicing of the Madness genes into his genetic structure.
Primary Talents: Gene splicing, Occult Forces
Secondary Talants: Biology, Chemistry, the Supernatural
Known Associates: The rest of his research team at "The Office." (Not the show)
Theme song: Anything by Chopin

Note: Due to his experiments with the genetic origins of mad scientists, Zaks inadvertently infected himself with the MadSci gene structure. The result was something unique in the community of evil scientists: A mad scientist who expresses his madness differently. Zaks experences what is best described as a "Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hyde" condition, being perfectly sane and super intelligent at one moment, and then stark raving mad and utterly useless the next. The only thing that has kept him out of an insane asylum has been the intervention of his corporate masters, who have deemed him more useful in this condition than otherwise. Zaks shows no interest in curing himself and, since being infected, grown quite evil. He has also been recently seen sneaking around with forbidden and forgotten tomes of various sorts, cackling madly.

Dangerosity rating: 74 out of 100 when sane, 22 out of 100 while mad.


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Interpol674:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Fredric 'Fluffy' Tinker
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Name: Fredric 'Fluffy' Z. Tinker
Species: Animalia Chordata Mammalia Lagomorpha Leporidae Vorpalis , otherwise known as the only known representative of the Vorpal Rabbit. Was originally a rather small O. cuniculus of the English Spot variety.
Is *now* however human, or at least Humanoid. Observation indicates a potential ability to shift in between forms, but conformation has not *yet* been achieved.
Gender: Male
Type: Assistant, Monster, Creation, and Experiment. But really, a Henchmen of the Demolition and Attack variety. Update: Confirmed Mad Latent.
Age: Six and a half. (Personality-wise, early 20s late teens)
What you're good at: Fighting, Eating Jane Narbons Lab Coat, demolishing just about anything, destruction, flying, checkers, scuffling, assisting with experiments, fighting, intimidation, and Being Cute. Also: Fighting. Growing apitude with Music.
Theme song: Punk, by the Gorillaz, White Wedding, by Billy Idol, and The Devils Dance Floor, by Flogging Molly.
Outstanding or unusual characteristics: . . . . . 'es a bloody rabbit with wings, who talks with an english accent. Who can knock over a small building, demolish Mechas, and eats Jane Narbons lab coat. Oh, and he;s considered to be *leagly* Prof. Tinkers son.
So, really, nothing to speak of. Except that he watches daytime soaps, which is sorta weird for a Bruiser like him.
Update: And now he's a human(oid?), and a potential Class Three Shape shifter. With a magic guitar. (oy Vey)
Past History: Fredric was born as the runt of an affectionate mama rabbit, in a pet store. Unfortunately, he was actually meant to become the next meal for one of the snakes, until then- Undergrad Andrew Tinker stormed into the place in a fit of Mad Inspiration and demanded to purchase him, saving him from an untimely death.
It was then that he was modified into the worlds first Vorpal Rabbit, with Wings added in a flight of whimsy.

Update:
... as well as completely modify his DNA, making him effectively Andrew Tinkers Son.
Arty, a friend of the Tinker family, volunteered to be Fredric's Godfather- being the world only other known intelligent animal-Human sort of being.

Edit: Fredric has been seen to be manifesting poers based on his absorption of a class A magical artifact; at first this was limited to abilities within the original scope of the artifact. However, lately he has been seen to use them in manners based purly on his will... hypothosis: the natures of the Zeta Models energy absorption is involved? Need feild research.

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Interpol119:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Desius
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Name: Desius Raize
Type: Henchman
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: N/A
Former Day job: Former Waiter at Club *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*
Annotation by Agent###: Club is known hangout and watering hole of Mad Science origins. All attempts to access club have failed to date.
Current Day job: Student at local university. Part-time status. Dual major: Psychology and Sociology
Theme Song: Man with No Country. Flogging Molly.
Aptitudes (general): Standard henchmen.
<Edited by Supervisor *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*>
Personal history: Unknown- Deemed too normal and of no interest to this organization.
<Edited by Supervisor *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*>
Recent history: Missing persons report number *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*, files suggests kidnapping by notorious black market Mad science suppliers Mad Sci 'R' Us. (see attached file #*INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*) Since then we have reports on employment with Mad Scientist ChicGeek. Reports confirmed. Missing persons report suspended and removed by subject. Further investigation shows that report was filed by co-workers from Club *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*. No family involved or contacted. Official reason for disappearance was business opportunity required rapid response, and subject was unable to contact anyone once subject had left. Subject continues to remain in contact with co-workers.

Annotation by Supervisor *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*: Suggest termination of further investigation.
Annotation by Agent *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*: Continuing investigation, new lead surfaced in *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*.
Annotation by Supervisor *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*: Agent has suffered tragic death investigating case. Further study has found no evidence of foul play. Agent died due to a severe case a acrophobia when said agent paniced at the edge of a cliff and lost her balance as a result. All evidence and records concerning subject are valid with no discrepancies. These records are now sealed. This investigation is terminated.

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Interpol119:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Dr. Tinker and Doctor Tinker
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Names: Richard 'Richy' Gamma Proton Tinker and Richard 'Dicky' Delta Neutron Tinker. (Note: apparently Richard is a family name)

Type: Gentlemen (Mad) Scientists, Big Damn Heroes
Genders: Male
Species: Human, technically clones if you want to be picky. At least 30% unidentifiable material.

Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Currently none. Previous companions have included their little brother, a talking mongoose, their son, and Andrew tinker for a few summers when he was a teen.

Origin of Madness: The catalyst is not quite known, but field agents have uncovered evidence that the twins were set off by unfair treatment from a teacher, culminating with said teacher decrying their abilities, their intelligence, and their 'childish' ideas about the world, destroying a report they had turned in, and laughing at them in front of the class.
A notable incident in that, as is typical for Tinkers, it was a momentous example. Both went Mad, simultaneously, and ended up transforming an entire private school into a flying machine- with no casualties.

Theme Songs: Caramelldansen, by Caramell and 'Merry-go-Round Broken Down' (aka The Looney Tunes Theme),

Aptitudes (general): Heroics, Acrobatics, Kinetics, and the Tropes.

Aptitudes (specific): Both have Doctorates in the field of Kinetics, and are experts in the way thing move. Anything and everything can be moved to their advantage. Everything It should be noted that they seem to also be oddly good at dodging gunfire and explosives, specifically.

Personal history: Little is known about their childhood, save that they took care of their younger brother, Eric, since he was a baby and they were ten, and that they were apparently taken care of by their 'aunt'.
Update: Investigating evidence that the Twins adopted a child at some point, possibly connected to the ********* ****** ***** ****** *****.
UPDATE: It has been confirmed that they are the adoptive parents of one Desius.

Note: Richy is the nicer/more emotional and clueless one, whereas Dicky is the more suspicious and intelligent one.

Dangerosity rating: 65, usually. Can shoot up to 90 is battling a Force of Evil. UPDATE: According to the *** report, this may need a re-estimate. Recommend a full 100 in case of ****** occurring.
Annotation: They have the same slow growthas their Brother did, recent events confirming that they are physically 28, which places their regular age (which they have been known to be evasive of) as 56.
In this agents opinion, we're probably stuck with them for the next century, give or take a decade.

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Interpol358:~glede$ dossier lookup -n Elleb
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Name: Elleb (Last name unknown/nonexistant)
nType: Associate?
Species: Fairy (No Biological Data on file: Request for funding for further study)
Assistants/Henchme/Other Companions: One of a hierarchy of fae that do not normally interact with the human world.
Day Job: None
Theme Song: "I Believe I Can Fly"
Aptitudes (specific): Flight, singing, fairy magic?
Aptitudes (general): Causing trouble, braiding hair.
Personal History: Mostly unknown. She appeared in the company of one David Toboz (Flagged Zobot connection) during this years Mad Science Awards. Very little is known of her origins or her reasons for being here, except that she is attached to David.



Dangerosity rating: 5 of 100? Further study may be necessary before assigning a permanent rating.

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Name: Eric Epsilon Nucleus Tinker
Type: Mad Sci, Hero.
Gender: Male. Save for a month or two in collage due to a prankster in chem lab.
Species: Human, 30% unknown genetic material.
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: None. He woreked solo.
Day Job: the government, in M division.
Origin of Madness: *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*
Theme Song: 'We Are the Champions' by queen.
Aptitudes: Physics, specifically Quantum theory. also a mean hand with explosives.
Personal history: Born via *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE* untill it was decided *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*. When his brothers turned sixteen, they decided to rase him themselves- being ten years older than he.
He went on adventures with his brothers often, home-schooling through grade school, middle school, and most of High School.
At Sixteen, he discovered that *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*, and subsiquently went Mad. After he recovered, he swore never to tell his brothers what he had found out , preferring to let them believe that they were normal human beings.
While still an Undergrad, he began to Do Good solo, which is how he met Katleen Risk, whom he fell deeply in love with, and, years later, married.
He worked for M after he graduated, and had one son.
He Died at 39, destroying *INSUFFICIENT SECURITY CLEARANCE*.
Annotation: Apparently, due to their origins, the Tinkers age at a 50% slower rate than most humans do- expanding their natural lifespan. This may explain their aptitude for learning, as their minds have an expanded amount of developmental time.
which means Eric died at either 39.... or 19.5.
Katty risk was unavailable for any comment save a *very* smug smirk.

Dangerosity rating: was 95. Theoretically, still is.

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Interpol358:~glede$ dossier lookup -n Timmy
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Name: Timmy Prescott
nType: Mad 6-year-old
Species: Human, Caucasian male.
Assistants/Henchme/Other Companions: N/A
Day Job: None
Theme Song: The original Power Rangers Theme music
Aptitudes (specific): Toy sciences
Aptitudes (general): Causing trouble, robbery
Personal History: Grew up in the steamy underdark of suburbia. Neither parent a mad scientist.
Note: Timmy Prescott is the anthropormorphization of the "Boy Genius" archetype, an idea so old that it had to be reanimated in order to write for him. He exists only to antagonize and generate reactions in prospective Mads in the Mad Science Practice Wars. As such, he is rarely involved in anything canon at all. However, he is often seen causing trouble and mischief. A spoiled little brat who uses childish technology to get what he wants, and a bully to boot.

Dangerosity rating: 15 out of 100

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Name: Primary Xerox
Type: Head of M, Latent Mad (programming)
Gender: Male. Unless you count that masquerade ball in China.
Species: Not quite human... but really, nothing very obvious.
Assistant: Secretary 'Calypso', AI 'Lemon Tart', Claire.
Day Job: Commander of M, Full rank: Commander/ Lieutenant Colonel in the US Armed forces, Secritary of Paranormal Defense,
Origin of Madness: Triggered by So It Begins. Details classified.
Theme Song: Schadenfreude, Avenue Q. All I Care About, Chicago
Aptitudes: Mathematics, Paperwork of all kinds, programing skills, thirty years of firearm training, weapons expertise, and Functioning Logic
Personal history: Xerox was adopted by a pair of highly academic Parents, when he was about nine-ten year old. he did well in school, excelling in Mathematics and Computer Science. However, his personality was abrasive, and he typically paid no attention in class, preferring to study advanced material of his own choice, fiddle with his laptop, hand out with Claire, and generally mooch around.
After he graduated from high school, he spent a year trying to find his birth parents. It was after this that he decided to join the military - eschewing collage as he had already learned anything he would have there.
Surprisingly, he got his job almost immediately. He spent a happy three months moving verifiable mountains of backed-up paperwork. This attracted the attention of the Higher-Ups, who decided to present the Form 40.11-X - the ultimate test of Paperwork skills.
He completed it in a half-an hour, and was summarily moved to M. Working with Mad scientists tended to create Masses of paperwork, that only he could handle. After six months there, he was made Commander of M, a position he's more pleased with than he'll ever admit.
After this, he ended up going on countless adventures- which have had a few affects on him. Namely, green hair, purple eyes, the loss of several calculators, and the loss of his species status as Human.
Surprisingly, Xerox considers himself a semi-pacifist, despite his enormous skill in the deadly arts- origin of which is unknown. He used to smoke, but switched to Candy Cigarettes after his friend in highschool forced him to stop with Loony-Toonesque guerrilla tactics.
Note: He has, ironically, a dreadful love of lemon-lime Soda, and can be bribed by cases of the stuff at work easily. he also enjoys other sweets, especially baked goods.
And his attitude has *always* been this way, actually- since he was a little boy.
He has a dry sense of humor, and is a great supporter of AI rights.
Dangerosity rating: Three gears- 25, 75, and 95.
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Name: Lagos
Type: Experiment, Assistant
Gender: Female
Species: Rabbit with extensive Cyborg mods
Age: 14 (30 personality wise)
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Wallace Caine, Creator
Day job: N/A
Origin of Madness: N/A
Theme Song: Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen
Aptitudes (specific): Biological-Mechanical Interface, Circutry, Flying
Aptitudes (general): Computers, Robotics, Guns, Biology
Personal history: Lagos started as the pet of Wallace Caine before he went mad. About a year after that happened, Lagos was diagnoised with Lukemia. Desperate to save his rabbit, young Wallace turned towards the one place he was told could help him... the local Offices of Department M. As a part of the attempt to save her life, Lagos was given sentience and extensive modification were made to her body. Shortly thereafter, Wallace went on a rampage, building and eventually detonating several giant robot rabbits. This put him out of Department M's good graces for a while, despite allegations that he couldn't have been responsible. As for Lagos, she seems to serve contentedly as Wallace's helper and henchwoman when needed.

Dangerosity rating: 76 out of one hundred

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Interpol193:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n 'Nega-Tinker'

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Name: Andrew K. O-P Tinker-Risk
Type: Evil Mad Scientist
Gender: Male
Species: Human, with Jager blood and trace *classified* DnA.
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Son, 'Freddy'. Bodyguard/servant 'Katanasuke', Henchman 'Anno Nonimous'
Day Job: N/A. Full-Time Villain.
Origin of Madness: Went mad due accusations of student favoritism when he was an English Professor.
Theme Song: 'Almost anything from The Phantom of the Opera, 'Within You' from Labyrinth.
Aptitudes: Literature, writing, biology.
Personal history: *classified*
Note: Not *entirely* opposite of Andrew- really, they can be very similar. For a villain, he has a surprising tendency towards kindness- however, where Andrew is nice, Nega-Tinker is really rather mean. He seems to have a certain fondness for any Hero who gives him a good fight- which extends to his "Twin-Cousin" Andrew (as he calls him).
Thinks Tolkien is a Hack.
Dangerosity rating: 95-?

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Name: Fredric 'Freddy' Z. Tinker
Type: Demolition/Attack class Henchmen/Latent Mad
Gender: Male
Species: Originally a Taxidea T. taxus (American badger), then a 'March Badger', now has a humanoid form- presumably due to a magic item similar to Fredric's.
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: 'The Casio'
Day Job: Works at a local coffee house- reason unknown.
Theme Song: 'Canned Heat' by Jamiroquai, 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger' by Daft Punk.
Aptitudes: Fighting, Barista skills, piano, Songwriting,
Personal history: N/A
Note: Very laid-back fellow.
Dangerosity rating: 70

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Interpol193:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Sayasuke

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Name: Sayasuke, 'The Saya Demon'
Type: Henchman- Attack/Servant/Duel class.
Gender: Male
Species: Obakemono- Japanese spirit/demon, 'Vengfull object' class.
Day Job: N/A
Origin: Originally the sheath of a sword owned by a great Samurai. After the Samurai died, the Sword was given a place of honor- but the Sheath was damaged, and was thrown away. Over the years, the fury and sorrow of the sheath grew, until it finally manifested as a Demon.
For a good one hundred years, the Demon haunted the abandoned home of it;s long-dead master, until a young Ronin found him, bested him in battle, and convinced him to join him.
He traveled with this Ronin for the rest of the Ronin's life, at which point the Demon placed himself in a secluded place in Okinawa, and slept in his original (battered sword-sheath) form. Which was fine, until someone built a temple around him and started praying to the 'Saya Spirit' for help.
The Demon decided that this was better than just sleeping, and spent several hundred years as the guardian Spirit of the Village his temple was in.
Theme Song:Oh Green World (The Gorillaz). Clint Eastwood (Gorillaz- he's into them)
Aptitudes: Sword (108th Demon Style, Fencing), Guns (Gun Kata), some Magic (Demonic), Ability to resurrect the Dead from Hell, makes very good noodles.
Personal history: Well, that's complicated. See, everything in the above Origin is true- the shrine still exists in Okinawa, there are folk stories of his travels, and there is at least one painting of the Saya Demon.
But Andrew Tinker made Him. He wrote him, and his story into reality- shifting hundreds of years of History in the process.
Note: While seemingly polite, for the time and place he was 'born' in he tends to be incredibly rude- and is still very blunt. He has a sort temper, but is very loyal.
Dangerosity rating: 78

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Interpol832:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n David Toboz

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Name: David Toboz (Known Alias: Professor Zobot)
Type: Mad Scientist (?)
Gender: Male
Species: Human (Cyborg enhancements)
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Sentient robotic arm, which seems averse to speak around other mad scientists.
Day job: Ice Cream Shop owner and manager/Acts of heroism
Formal Title: Trainee Hero
Origin of Madness: Matter of public record, occurred in college. See history section.
Theme Song: None
Aptitudes (specific): Modifying preexisting technology, fixing things
Aptitudes (general): Thinking on his feet, noticing things that most people miss, improv acting.
General Weaknesses: Creating things without preexisting infrastructure, inability to turn his back on innocents in need, slight allergy to mint.
Personal history: Lived a fairly happy childhood, and seemed to be a fairly sane, if quirky, young man. After graduating from high school and entering college, he started to grow obsessed with out-achieving his older brother, a benevolent (and sane) medical doctor, aka an "over-achieving dick." Although he managed to last 3 years off of ramen, caffeine and scholarship money, the stress of pursuing 4 different degrees caused him to snap. During finals week, David created a psychotic robotic monstrosity that killed four, assimilated eight, and vanished into the night. He is either uninterested or unable to stop it from spreading further. Graduated with full honors for his contribution to the robotics community. During this time he began operating under the Alias of "Professor Zobot"
Recent history: Attempted blackmail of Jane Narbon resulted in near death and destruction of his lab (see notes in dossiers of SoItBegins and Jane Narbon). Since emerging, has been acting strangely altruistic, claiming to remember nothing of his former lifestyle. He has also demonstrated an interest in acts of heroism, as well as a marked decrease in evil experiments and scientific activity in general. Strangely enough, he seems almost sane. Exactly what happened that night when his lab exploded, no one knows for sure.

Dangerosity rating: Formerly 60 of 100. Since the destruction of his lab, 15 of 100 due to unexpected personality shift.

Annotation by AgentGreen15: This one might be a good candidate for the BlueLight project.

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Interpol832:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Lady Drezebel

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Name: Lady Drezebel (Known other names: Lady D, The Fangirl)
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Female
Species: Human
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Non-Mad Fiancee.
Day job: General mercantile acts, drawing commissions.
Formal Title: Deranged Artiste
Origin of Madness: Unknown
Theme Song: Anything by Bjork
Aptitudes (specific): Insanity-inducing works of art, pornographic drawings.
Aptitudes (general): Sculpture, portraits, disturbing people, causing trouble, dealing with color-related issues.
General Weaknesses: Lack of proficiency with most mad science devices, single-mindedness, interest in "subject matter" for her latest creations.
Personal history: Unknown

Dangerosity rating: 55 of 100 under normal circumstances. 85 if she's stalking you.

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Interpol746:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Claire
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NOTE: All 'Umbra' files have been locked until we can catch whoever it is that keeps changing them. As such, the information in this file may not be up to date.

Name: Claire Empty Umbra
Type: Henchwoman
Species: mostly human, a bit of other probably responsible for her strength
Gender: Female
Age: biologically in early 20’s, actual age unknown (she looks exactly the same as she did in high school, and that was about 8 years ago!)
Day job: currently employed as the henchwoman of Jane Narbon
Aptitudes (general): fighting, explosives, basic non-mad science
Aptitudes (specific): villain traditions, time stream comprehension, escapes
General weaknesses: low common sense, can be distracted by fire or explosions, little understanding of many social norms
Theme song: Eye of the Tiger- Survivor
Personal History: Claire entered college about six years ago. At college, she was not particularly noteworthy, spending most of her time studying. After three years, her roommate (see Laura Summers) went Mad, demolishing the residency offices. Claire left college and found employment under Dr. Seth Smith. This employment was terminated two years later, after Dr. Smith was torn apart by an angry mob. Claire’s casual acceptance of her employer’s business indicates that she probably had contact with such work before. She is currently in the employ of Jane Narbon- it's probably better just to leave the two of them alone...

Addendum: Agents pursing history before college have gone missing. Further investigations will continue as soon as sufficiently gullible agents are found.

Additional Addendum: Claire was at a small high school for four years under what is believed to be an assumed name; there is no evidence to suggest that Claire's real surname is 'Empty' besides her college records. At high school, she made friends with Primary Xerox, current head of M, and was generally a discipline problem. The tactics she resorted to in order to stop Xerox from smoking were what can only be described as 'terrifying, yet hilarious.' There is a two year gap between the time she left high school and the time she entered college.

Notes: Claire is stronger and faster than the average human, with excellent combat skills. The one exception to this is marksmanship, as she the only time she was seen wielding a gun, the paintball game, she only fired at close-range targets. She seems to be resistant or immune to most poisons, and does not seem to fear villains or monsters. She is no longer allowed to enter any mall, anywhere, due to an incident while she was under the employ of Dr. Smith. Although she does not have SRMD, anyone speaking to her for longer than 30 seconds would probably agree that she is insane.

Dangerosity rating: 60 out of 100, 80 out of 100 when bored

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Interpol832:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Calvin

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Name: Calvin McKeene
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Other Tanglebox Mads
Day job: Member of an evil plan to conquer the world
Formal Title: Pervert Frontier Scientist
Origin of Madness: Unknown, More info to be added as data is gathered.
Theme Song: Anything Western
Aptitudes (specific): Power Suits, Engines
Aptitudes (general): Robotics, Cybernetics, Machines (Specifically vehicles)
General Weaknesses: Distracted by his sex drive, occasional sympathies with people he knows aren't on his side, inability to back down from a challenge.
Personal history: Unknown, more details to be added later.

Other Notes: Consciously tries to talk like a cowboy most of the time because he believes it makes him sound dashing and rugged. Occasionally fails.

Dangerosity rating: 78 out of 100

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Interpol193:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n The Vics

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Name: Vivian Reliable Sensible
Type: Mad Scientist, Not A Lady
Gender: Female
Species: Human, Time-Traveler
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Twin brother, Horace, Ex-Arranged-Fiance Gregory, small rat inexplicably referred to as 'His Majesty'.
Day Job: Field Agent at M
Origin of Madness: Age Ten, Governess informs her what is expected of a woman of her class in her era. (Hint: It did not involve *her* plans of being a doctor.) She did not take it well.
Theme Song: 'According to Plan' from Corpse Bride.
Aptitudes: Clockwork, chemistry, Adventuring.
Personal history: Born to a Clock maker, who managed to create a bustling company and become Nouveau riche. Had many adventures with her Twin Brother Horace, later accompanied by her (arranged fiance) Gregory. Eventually made a time machine, which dumped them in this era and refused to work- which is fine, as they decided they liked it better here. Tended to give Santa a headache with the sort of things she would ask for.
Note: Very outspoken- very... well, vivacious.
Dangerosity rating: 75
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Name: Horace Dependable Sensible
Type: Mad Henchman, Sort of a Dandy
Gender: Male
Species: Human, Victorian
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Big Sister Vivian, Best Friend Gregory, and his Pocket Watch, Coriander (potently the first AI)
Day Job: Part time Home Agent-Involuntary Field Agent at M, also runs a antique bookshop.
Origin of Madness: A few months after Vivian went mad (unusual for Twins), he had made his very first pocket-watch. On way home from school, as accosted by some rather cruel upperclassmen, who, after accusing him of several horrid things, destroyed his very first creation. Dear, sweet, soft-spoken Horace destroyed the block, and rumor has it that the horrid... bird... things still roam London to this day.
Theme Song: 'My Freeze Ray' from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Aptitudes: Clockwork, Computers, Gadgetry
Personal history: Born just after his twin sister, Vivian, Horace has followed after her in all things. Quiet, shy, and somewhat introspective his parents despaired of him ever inheriting the family business- he seemed destined for bachelorhood at best. Therefore, his family took drastic measures and arranged for his sister to be married. Not their best plan- Vivian nearly killed him, and instead Horace got his first good friend.
The Trio adventured, much as he and his sister had for some time, until a faulty widget knocked their time travel machine right out of the 4rth dimension, stranding them here.
All told, with the weight of inheritance off of him, his sister occupied, and plenty of quiet time to tinker around and chat with Gregory, he seems much happier.
Note: DO NOT DESTROY HIS CREATIONS. EVER.
Dangerosity rating: Two modes: forty five, or the rarely seen 99.
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Name: Gregory Pullman
Type: Mad Engeneer, Sometimes a Gentleman, Usually Not.
Gender: Male
Species: Human- has been mistaken for an Android an awful lot.
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Arch Nemi- erm, Ex-Fiance Vivian, Horace (only person he seems to always tolerate, let alone like).
Day Job: Engeneer for M (only person who can fix the stuff in the Basement), Freelance Gadget Maker.
Origin of Madness: He won't talk about it, but it's suspected to have to do with the warped bit of metal he keeps on a chain around his neck/
Theme Song: Still Alive, by GLADos. Yeah.
Aptitudes: If it runs on wheels or caries eople from A to B, he can make/fix/warp/design it.
Personal history: The black sheep of his family, his desparing parents forced him into an engament with a hot-headed daughter of a Nouveau riche familly. After initially attempting to kill each other for a few months, he eventiually resigned himself to an unhappy marriage and subsequently got dragged on adventures. The upshot being that he met Horace, who became friends with him- a fact that he is loath to admit to, and dismissed with a 'he knows to be quiet'. Distracted while replacing a widget in the Time Ma- oh, you know this bit. Is doing very well with a world where things like Starbucks and iPods exist, shares a house with the other Vics, still spends most of his time swearing and attacking machines until they work.
Note: .... are we sure he's not some freaky early robot? Cause MAN...
Dangerosity rating: 60- more if he can be made to bother
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Interpol746:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Dr. Nitro
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Name: Dr. James Nitro
Type: Mad Chemist
Age: He's been around for about 30 years, and still looks like he's around 30. @#$ Mads messing with biological age...
Species: Human enough
Gender: Male
Day Job: N/A
Aptitudes (general): chemistry, explosives
Aptitudes (specific): evil tradition, poisons
Personal History: He was accepted into the Alliance of Villains after the 'Evil Hero' Incident (see note). Before that, he generally performed minor acts of villainy in random locations. The location of his lair is unknown. An agent sent to follow him was found several days later covered in burns. He gave the following report:

AAAAH!! The chickadees! They're watching me! Stop watching me! I'm not doing anything! HAMSTERS! The hamsters are after me! Stop them! They'll explode! I'm not following him anymore! Why are you still following me?! Get away from me!

Details are forthcoming.

Notes: He has publicly stated that he keeps two bottles in his right front coat pocket. The statement continues: "The red one is for Villainy, the blue one is for Heroism. Or am I lying? Villains tend to do that, you know." Following the 'Evil Hero' incident, small samples of each were obtained, but we were unable to replicate them. Due to the unpredictability of subjects after treatment, testing will not be done until we see a good reason to do so. Dr. Nitro's official rival is the (now) Anti-Hero Eclipse. Dr. Nitro, however, insists on calling him 'Sunshine.' It is strongly believed that Dr. Nitro only keeps Eclipse around for amusement.

Dangerosity rating: usually 65 out of 100, although we've never seen him angry

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Interpol216:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Yongkusumo

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Name: Yongkusumo. Misspellings are generally forgivable.
Type: Mad Scientist, Lover of First Person View Narrative.
Age: 28. He waited the day he was 68.
Gender: Male. May change in each experiment regarding Gate Generator, Deus Ex Machina, Reality Ravager, Fourth Wall Breaker, and other cosmic things.
Species: Man. See above.
Companions:
-Butch: A man dressed in the same way as Yongkusumo. Never do more than speaking and moving.
-Suitcase: Full of things. Occasionally speak, but only Yongkusumo could hear it.
Day Job: The Now-you-see-now-you-do-not Secretary of The Ministry of the Nonexistent.
Origin of Madness: Sudoku, Tetris, Philosophy books, any books regarding Quantum Theory, and (this is really stretching realms of believability) parental abandonment at a very young age.
Theme Song: Yongkusumo like you to believe his theme song is 'The Song that Never Ends,' in order to attack his enemies.
Aptitudes: This is suspiciously left empty. It was suspected that Yongkusumo doesn't even understand what 'aptitude' means.
Personal History:
Yongkusumo is born Yong Kusumo, at the peaceful -if not dull- village of Idn One Sia. Left behind by his parents at the age of 1, he lived in an orphanage that somehow is really inflammable for 17 years. On the orphanage, he become a gamer. After getting bored with Snakes and Ladders, Lions and Pipes, Grues and Corridors, Aliens and Beamers, Hulks and Escalators, Japanese Monsters and Cool Bikes, and Hobos and Roads, he tried Tetris. Despite failing the third level repeatedly, he kept playing. He also played Sudoku, Crosswords, and this unknown game played with 52 cards with different colored cards and royalties. Historians believe it was called Chess.

Yongkusumo became obsessive over Sudoku and Tetris. In his diary, he depicted dreams where 'colored blocks of imaginable structure,' 'boxes of impossible width,' 'sets of numbers,' and 'sexy girls.' He went mad with time. It was argued by Historians with too much time on their hands whether the knowledge of his parental abandonment come after or before he went mad.

After leaving the incredibly inflammable i-orphanage at the age of 18, he traveled the lands, having epically normal experiences on his travel.

According to a psychiatrist Yongkusumo visited when he was young, Yongkusumo had the tendencies to 'create' an imaginary friend.

Until this day, Yongkusumo rejects the notion.

Dangerosity Rating: 5 out of 100. Yongkusumo is mostly harmless, having a moral code that list the following:
-Don't shoot small animals.
-Or medium-sized animals for that matter.
-Leave large animals to crocodile wranglers. It'd help if the wrangler had immunity against stingrays.
-Do not kill.
-Do not harm kids, but harm kid actors.
-Kids and kid actors are interchangeable.
-The amount of explanation is inversely proportional to the amount of my knowledge regarding a subject.
-Start low.
-Do not try to understand the meaning of Rule 34.
-Do not look for loopholes in the code.
What He's Good At: Receiving wounds, reading something completely through, being over-the-top.
What He's Bad At: Sudoku, Tetris, Crossword, Chess, pretty much any game with rules harder than 'roll a die to know how much space you can skip', being a good (or should it be 'bad'?) villain, grammar.

Note: Showing you're really good at things Yongkusumo's bad at tends to piss him off. But then again, it happens to everyone.


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Interpol832:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Sarcastic NPC

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Name: Sarcastic Female NPC
Type: Mundane/Sidekick
Gender: Female
Species: Human
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Assistant to David Toboz
Day job: College Student/Creative Writing Major
Formal Title: Undergrad
Origin of Madness: N/A
Theme Song: "Space Oddity" by David Bowie
Aptitudes (specific): Slight talent for manipulation, worldly, tends not to be noticed.
Aptitudes (general): Games, music, writing.
General Weaknesses: Thrill-seeker, tendency to underestimate challenges, presently no combat ability/experience, tends not to be noticed.
Personal history: Public knowledge. Brief exposure to a low-potential Mad during her childhood, which resulted with "M" stepping in to prevent a newly-born scorpion-elephant from killing her.
Personal Notes: Miss NPC has been diagnosed with a type D supernatural ability, commonly referred to as "Clark Kent" syndrome. Essentially, she can completely change people's perception of her through minor changes in her appearance, such as wearing contacts instead of glasses and putting her hair in a ponytail. While her actual physical shape remains unchanged, people looking at her will usually perceive her as a different person unless they are consciously focusing completely on her. This power seems especially effective concerning those with the Madness gene, as she can literally change in front of them and cause them to doubt she's the same person she was when she started disrobing. Theorists speculate that the reason for this is that most Mads aren't very grounded in reality to begin with.

Dangerosity rating: 2 of 100

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Interpol832:~ glede$ dossier lookup -n Janet Torvalds

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Name: Janet Torvalds (aka ‘Janitor,’ aka ‘Alice,’ etc.)
Type: Mad Scientist
Gender: Female
Age: 25
Species: Human
Assistants/Henchmen/Other Companions: Dust mites.
Day job: Part-time cleaning lady for Mads (as ‘Janitor’)
Other job: Part-time homeless beggar (as ‘Alice,’ most other aliases)
Origin of Madness: After a year seeking employment with her B.A. in English, Torvalds was finally offered a job by a high school as a janitor, not (as she’d expected) a tutor. She proceeded to devastate the school cafeteria and nearly succeeded in conquering Paxton with recycling drones. Torvalds’s disappearance after this incident suggests that she then decided to live homeless.
Theme Songs: “The Fire Inside,” Bob Seger; “Clint Eastwood,” Gorillaz
Aptitudes: Recycling trash (any; definition fluid) into various devices (usually technological).

Note: Has not actually identified as ‘Janet Torvalds’ since she first went Mad. Torvalds relies on the seeming incompatibility of her Janitor/homeless identities to hide herself. (See notes on ‘Bruce Wayne’ variation of ‘Clark Kent’ syndrome.) She has made only token efforts to conceal herself further, and as such is not particularly difficult to track.


Dangerosity rating: 22 of 100. Jumps to 56 if betrayed; if given the chance to take revenge without harming Janitor's business; or if (as homeless identity) chasing/being chased by cops.

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