
Welcome to New Age Radio! Radio for the new age!
Blame chicgeek for egging me to do this. This be for NAR announcements, interviews and possibly radio plays and all things done on New Age Radio. First off two interviews from the cool smooth sailing Kenny Banks. Btw feel free to add any ideas, interviews or even shows if you want. I don't want to have full claim on NAR, I want it to be for anyone who wants to use it.
Loose schedule:
12:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M.--------------------------Music
6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M.---------------------------The John Dean Hour
8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M.---------------------------News
10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M.-------------------------Office Talk
11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M.-------------------------The Hungry Chief
12:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M.--------------------------Phone in request Music
4:00 P.M. - 4:30 P.M.---------------------------Chilling with Kenny Banks
4:30 P.M. - 5:00 P.M.---------------------------Mistress of Love
5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M.--------------------------- The "What if" Hour
6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M.---------------------------News
7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M.---------------------------Andy Dandy Talk Show
8:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M.--------------------------The Radio Play Crew
10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M.-------------------------Wall Street Cover
11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M.-------------------------Columnar's Hour
If you want to add your show, just let me know and I will place that show in the slot. This schedule is by no means set in stone, just to give you folks the general idea what happens and when.
First up, Jane believe it or not.
Kenny: You are now chilling with Kenny Banks and the Lovely Jane Narbon. Now Jane, I have heard you are one of the devious of the group is that correct?
Jane: {smiles} Perhaps.
Kenny: *puffs on his cigar* Would you mind telling our listeners some of the things you have done?
Jane: Welllll, so far, I've established myself as a villain, done a few villainous activities, and drugged you.
Kenny: Cool Cool. I have gotten that from quite a few people myself. Ever relaxed on a beach before and enjoyed the waves?
Jane: Of course! It's nice for plotting... and the beach is a great place to set booby traps, then entice-- oh, wait, you mean *relaxing*? Yeah, I've done that too.
Kenny: Yeah the waves are pretty cool. I got a question from one of our listeners. Wants to know what you did to the Grand prix trophy you won a while back.
Jane: It's in my trophy gallery.
Kenny: I bet that gallery is quite big now. Another question from a listener, you seeing someone right now?
Jane: {enigmatic grin} Maaaaaaaaaybe.
Kenny: *chuckles* Guess that means any single males out there wanting to bag this one have to scope her out first. Ok I have to asked, was that comment about drugging me the truth? I have heard some of your exploits and I knwo you can be one sneaky woman
Jane: Oh, I never say anything I don't mean... {voice shifts towards 'purring' a notch} except when I'm lying.
Kenny: I am not gonna secretly transfer all of my goods to you or become a squid of some sort right? That would put a cramp in my career.
Jane: Of course not! Only some of them. {smirks}
Kenny: *puffs* Alright I will keep that in mind. Another question from a listener via e-mail. Before reading it I have to say that the internet has been quite useful, does not tie up the phone lines as much. Ok this person wants to know how you went mad.
Jane: {smiling} I was induced to do so.
Kenny: I know you listeners can't see but she have a good control over her body language. No wonder she pulled off what she has so far. So why the path of villainy?
Jane: {stage-whispers in Kenny's ear, loud enough to still convey emotion and be heard by the microphone} Because it feels so
good, that's why...
Kenny: Woah. A bad girl we got here. I bet you got a plan to rule the galaxy or something like that. Seems like all villains do at one point or another
Jane: {breezily} Oh, no, nothing quite like that. Only the world.
Kenny: You got a lot of competition out there. A lot of people are grabbing for the same title *puffs*
Jane: I can wait. {smiles enigmatically}
Kenny: You are very sneaky. I have heard reports of someone might actually be smarter then you. Temptress she is called. Any thoughts on that?
Jane: {grits her teeth} uuuuUUUUUUh. That low-down... let's just say she's my nemesis, and leave it at that.
Kenny: A crack in that armor of yours? *chuckles and puffs* Alright. What is your greatest invention or act?
Jane: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
Kenny: *chuckles* How about for our dear listeners then
Jane: Well, I think one of my favorites is the time when I gave myself a controlling interest in the newspaper...
Kenny: *puffs* Ok I have to ask, what for?
Jane: Free classifieds.
Kenny: I am sure there is a long story behind that one but we are running out of time. You got anything to say to our listeners out there Miss Deviousness?
Jane: Of course. I just want all of you out there to know... {voice drops to its most loaded purr yet}
you'll never see me coming. Bye-bye!
Kenny: You heard it from Jane herself. Next week should be as much fun as this interview with the lovely Jane. Till then, hang cool. This is Kenny Banks, signing off.
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Next up, the lovable Rolf.
Kenny: Back again to cool off with yours truly Kenny Banks. We got ourselves a real treat today. A full blooded Jaeger by the name of Rolf. How do you do
Rolf: Hy'm fine. Hyu?
Kenny: Just chilling. Now I heard you jaegers serve the Heterodyne family at Mechanicsburg.
Rolf:(Further comments translated to English for easier reading for the dear listeners.). That's right, Kenny.
Kenny: Got any comments about that?
Rolf: The Heterodynes created the jaegerkin, the jaegerkin swear loyalty. We're shock troops in war, and whatever they need in peacetime.
Kenny: *puffs* Breed for war. That is the reason for the strength and the thick skin right?
Rolf: Well, not bred. Say...changed. And yes, we're fairly invulnerable. And it gives us our dashing good looks, too.
Kenny: *chuckles* All I got to say is that you are perfect for radio. Now I heard reports you have been going after a special someone. *puffs*
Rolf: Yes, I count myself fortunate to have a special lady in my life.
Kenny: You heard it ladies, he is already caught. Now how did you become an Ambassador?
Rolf: Well, the Heterodyne decided that an ambassador to Xyon would be a good idea. I was already living in the area, and I've served the Heterodynes for some time. I'm honored that they have trusted me with the responsibility.
Kenny: Quite an honor bro. The greatest honor I have is being a on the radio and I am ok by that. So what do you usually do on the job?
Rolf: Oh, it varies. I keep in close contact with the fine folks at M, I act as an intermediary when necessary...If there's anything The Heterodyne requests, I'm on it. Really, it seems like it something new every day.
Kenny: An ever changing job then. *puffs* Sounds like fun. Have you ever thought abobut going into football? I am sure the NFL would love to have you as the center man somewhere.
Rolf: *Grins* Oh, an all jaeger league would be fun, at that. You know that Xyon and Mechanicsburg have two of the highest mad populations around. Keeping in touch makes sense.
Kenny: That is true *puffs* Got any ideas why those two places?
Rolf:*shrugs* Your guess is as good as mine. (jokingly)Maybe something in the water?
Kenny: *chuckles* Maybe stray radiation from outer space as an experiment from aliens beyond our galaxy. Do you have a lot of trouble dealing with mads?
Rolf: Weelll....every mad is different. I think being respectful helps-hey, you're in Xyon, you know this already!
Kenny: *puffs* Chill down dude. I was asking if you have trouble dealing with mads. You know like having to defend yourself against them often or not.
Rolf: Oh. Not too often, surprisingly enough. I think it helps that most mads know if they mess with one jaeger, well, we've got a lot of others to get our backs, you know? And, really-everyone I've met in Xyon has been pretty cool so far.
Kenny: That is cool. Any chance we can hire some jagers for security guards? *asking in a non serious and joking manner*
Rolf: Heh. Sorry, the Heterodynes have an exclusive. Plus, I don't think you'd want us on the dental plan. *Grins good naturedly, showing the sharp fangs*
Kenny: I heard you have some quite rough parties too. Not sure if the Bossman or the janitors would like that part either.
Rolf: Hey, so we like to have a good time. But yeah, I think you're right about that.
Kenny: Alright, got any plans for the future?
Rolf: Just taking it as it comes, is good enough for me.
Kenny: *puffs* Sounds like my kind of guy bro. Time is about up. Too bad cause I like you Rolf. You are a cool guy. We should hang out some after wards. Before we end this interview, got any words for our dear listeners out there?
Rolf: Just keep that dial tuned to NAR!
Kenny: You heard the word. later Rolf.