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Chic stares at the apparition. Okay, fights, confusion, gender bending, yadda yadda yadda. Expected. But this? That light...she felt so...joyful. And now the little girl's aiming an arrow at DC? She makes her way closer to the stage.

And there's Uncle Delta. With David's brother barreling right towards him. Uh oh...Hey, that's Delta Tinker-kinetics specialist-it'll take more than a normal in a costume to knock him down! Right?

Crash!

Uh...right. Yeah. Just what's going on, anyway?

"Sweetie, please don't shoot the musician, okay? I've got a nice kareoke machine set up-won't that be more fun to play with?"
The little girl looks at her. And narrows her eyes...

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Do you think I had the 1st idea what a squidhole was when I invented it? Certainly not! I was just messing about! That's when the very best & very Maddest Science gets done. I thought,Why, this alabaster octopus looks like it wants a nice transmission inside it,& fairly soon I had a thing that obviously had a Use, though what that Use could be was a total mystery.
(Sameness Engine) I haven't the 1st notion of what it's for! That's not why I made it-I made it for the sheer joy of making something new! It's getting up to tell me what it wants me to do, though, I can just feel it. It's been giggling a lot at night.
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-Sarah?-

The little girl looked at Chic for a moment, attempting to look scary and only managing to look flustered. Then she started giggling, as the bow morphed back into a staff. "Just kidding!" She smiled bowed apologetically to Desecration. "I thought it would be fun to make an entrance, like everyone else has been doing. I'm sorry."

Then there was a loud crashing sound as Richard collided with Delta while moving at roughly 10 kilometers per hour. As both men fell to the floor, Richard pulled himself up. "Sarah! You are Sarah, aren't you?"

The girls eyes widened as she looked over at Richard, then tilted her head. "What's Halloween without a few old ghosts?" She giggled, having neither confirmed nor denied the question.

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-Nega-Toboz-

After having helped Freddy and Frederic back inside (The former had "accidentally" been pushed into a ravine once after implying that he was a bit too violent, but that was another story) He had decided to sit back and enjoy more of the party. He was just about to raise a cup of the punch to his lips when the little girl had appeared. He blinked and stared at her. "Ah yes...that. Terrible business, that." All of a sudden he felt a bit sick. Dumping his punch into a now very gender-confused plant, he walked away.

It had been the only thing he hadn't told Tinker about. Or anyone, for that matter. He had even gone to the trouble of hunting down and imprisoning his version of their older brother specifically to keep him from blabbering about it. It was one of the moments he kept buried at the back of his mind, under a large layer of mental cobwebs and junk he no longer cared about. There were some, admittedly few, things that people dealt with better when they talked them out. Everything else, however, was best left hidden in the dark.

He walked into the bathroom... and discovered an odd, oversized green pipe emerging from the floor.

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I pick up Mister Tinker and carry him to the battlefield. I don't want to drag him- the dress would get dirty. Hee hee. He looks so adorable!

"Mister Toboz looks good in that outfit, doesn't he?" Mister Tinker's face is bright red. He doesn't say anything. "I think it's the hat that brings it all together. Well, that and the clueless nativity. Cute, isn't it?" I put him on the ground next to the battlefield. "And now we get to watch him fight his arch-rival to the death for your love. Except for, you know, the death part. Or the arch-rival part. But there's a chance that sentence isn't completely wrong." Ok, I'll stop now. Wow, he gets embarrassed easily.

"...evil."

I beam at him. "Aw, thank you, but it was mostly Mister Nega-Tinker's idea. I would have no idea how to access a pocket universe, for example. And have you seen his death traps? Fantastic!"

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Ingrid and Amino drive back to the party. Ingrid, finally the correct gender, slams the door angrily as she gets out of the car. "I can't believe you made me drive all the way to the next city to attack random people with green hair, ma'am!"

"I had to make sure they weren't Kiwi-Head, Ingrid! He's really sneaky like that. He could be anywhere, for all we know!"

Ingrid rolls her eyes. "You know what? You're right, ma'am. He could anywhere. Like maybe he's at the party!!!!"

"Well, sorry," Amino grumbles, "At least I transmogrifyed you back into a girl. That ought to cheer you up."

"I swear, ma'am, right now, nothing could cheer me up!"

The two enter through a side door, which gives them the perfect view of Professor Tinker being carried off by Claire while wearing a frilly pink dress with matching heels, earrings, and a crown.

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-The Land of Mushrooms and Turtles and Stuff-

David raised an eyebrow. They were fighting on a bridge, suspended over lava. A pretty rickety one, too. It looked as if just one of the support ropes on either end was cut, the whole thing would fall apart. Plus, Andrew was tied to a rope suspended over the bridge from some undefined source of support in the sky. And Nega-Tinker with his huge turtle shell didn't seem to be making anything any safer. He raised an eyebrow. "Am I the only one who sees anything dangerously wrong with this?" Apparently, he was.

As background music began to play and Nega-Tinker stomped forward, impossibly breathing fire, David pulled his red hat off his head and tossed it in the other man's face. As Nega-Tinker pulled it off he blinked. "You're not supposed to-" He blinked. David wasn't standing there anymore. A foot impacted his head, as David bounded off of him, landing on the other side of the bridge.

He distinctly remembered words Sayasuke had told him once. "You don't have to play by any rules except your own." He muttered, getting the meaning if not the accurate quote down.

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Wow. A ghost. A real ghost. Oh, yes, Chic has to say this party's been a sucess.
But even after a ghost, things settle back down. After all, there's been a Heterodyne Drama, a sword fight, and Princess-(snerk) Tinker. Chic steps up to the microphone. "All right, boys and ghouls-this song's for all the zombies out there!"
Assorted shambling horrors give a (ragged) cheer.

I fall to pieces
Each time I see you again
I fall to pieces
How can I be just your friend?

You want me to act like we've never kissed
You want to forget; pretend we've never met
And I've tried and I've tried, but I haven't yet...
You walk by, and I fall to pieces

I fall to pieces
Each time someone speaks your name (speaks your name)
I fall to pieces
Time only adds to the flame

You tell me to find someone else to love
Someone who'll love me too (love me too)
The way you used to do (used to do)

But each time I go out with someone new,
You walk by, and I fall to pieces
You walk by, and I fall to pieces

Chic smiles, as a voice shouts-"Let's give the little lady a great big hand!"
Applause rings out, and something green with bolts is tossed on stage at her feet. Huh-someone really did give the little lady a great big hand...
DC resumes playing, as Chic returns to mingling. "Hey, Me-not bad. I couldn't have done better."
"Thanks, Other Me. We still need to think of a song to duet on-but the party's a long way from over."
"Yeah, and...ooh! " Alt Chic, struck by a flash of inspiration, leaps onto the stage.

She clears her throat.
"a-hem!"
Harley Quinn smiles at the crowd-"This one's for you, Puddin! A Flat, please."

HARLEY: A flat.
I never knew that our romance had ended
Until you poisoned my food;
And I thought it was a lark
When you kicked me in the park
But now I think it was rude.

I never knew that you and I were finished
Until that bottle hit my head;
Though I tried to be aloof
When you pushed me off the roof
I feel our romance is dead.

It wouldn't have been so bad if you had told me
That someone had taken my place
But no, no you didn't even scold me
You just tried to disfigure my face

You'll never know how this heart of mine is breaking
It looks so hopeless but then
Life used to be so placid
Won't you please put down that acid
And say that we're sweethearts again?
Yeah!

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Do you think I had the 1st idea what a squidhole was when I invented it? Certainly not! I was just messing about! That's when the very best & very Maddest Science gets done. I thought,Why, this alabaster octopus looks like it wants a nice transmission inside it,& fairly soon I had a thing that obviously had a Use, though what that Use could be was a total mystery.
(Sameness Engine) I haven't the 1st notion of what it's for! That's not why I made it-I made it for the sheer joy of making something new! It's getting up to tell me what it wants me to do, though, I can just feel it. It's been giggling a lot at night.
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~The absolutely not infringing on Nintendo area~
Nega Tinker smirked, shrugging slightly.
"Well, if you're going to be like that." he said casually, shrugging off the huge, bulky turtle shell, and throwing it like a shot at the hero- it was pretty ligt stuff, but still...
*Thwap*

Nega Tinker crossed his arms, smirking as David flailed at the spiky shell.

"All right then, why keep this up? This is clearly a game... you know I won't hurt Andrew. So why not just turn around and walk away? Go back to the party- have some fun." he said smoothly, sensibly- ignoring Andrews muffled protests slowly quieting down, the faux princess' eyes going a little wide.

Heh. Show him for picking at his faults. Honorable *indeed*.

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-In 8-bit lands-

"Who says I'm not having fun already?" David grinned as he wrestled with the large, spiky shell that had impaled his overalls. "I like fi-" he stopped and caught himself. There was a fine line between wanting to be a hero and being a masochistic sociopath, and although he wasn't sure what it was, he was fairly sure that it involved being violent by nature. So he'd been trying to cut down... especially since everyone remembered him for the Hero's Quest thing, which had pretty much been ALL violence.

He leaned forward, pushing the shell off him. "Anyway, it's kinda wrong of you to put Andrew in girly stuff. He doesn't like it. Plus, you kinda tied him up. I don't think he's enjoying that either. It's all well and good for me to be having fun, but that doesn't mean I should just let you force your will on him, does it? He has feelings too!"

He paused, and then added, as an afterthought. "Plus, the last time something girly happened to him he apparently almost did something terrible to a lot of people. I don't really remember most of it, but I don't want Andrew to hurt anyone just because you were foolish enough to put him in pink."

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-Lady Drezebel-

She crossed her arms and pouted. "Hmmph... I remember when everyone was focusing on us, 'Yuki.'" She sighed. "Now there's all these long lost relatives and odd kidnappings (although I did get a good concept photo of Tinker in that dress!) And karaoke and bar brawls and...no one's paying attention to us!" She muttered under her breath.

Then it occurred to her. "Wait...Richard never told me he had a sister... one more thing for me to bother him about later, I guess. For now I need to find my SOS Brigade again."

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-Richard and Sarah-

"Oh god... I mean... Look, I'm sorry about..." Richard's eyes were wide, as he tried to move past the awkward moment.

"Don't be. There was nothing anyone could have done, big-big brother." She tilted her head and smiled. "Wanna go up and sing a song with me in a little bit?"

Richard gave her a warm smile, which was a rare thing for him since it was genuine. "More than anything in the world, Sis."

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Mister Toboz likes fighting? Hmm... I wonder if he would fight with me. I haven't had a regular sparring buddy since I left. I'll ask him later. He's a Hero, and he's Mad, so maybe we'll be about equal.

But how irresponsible does he think we are? We're not going to let Mister Tinker freak out and kill someone because he's in a pink dress. Sure, it would be funny to watch, but he'd be so upset afterward. We're just having fun, not trying to start a rampage.

Ah, well, I do love watching fighting banter. I munch on some more popcorn. Mister Nega-Tinker is so awesome. We need to have him visit the Posi-verse more often. Rickety bridge suspended over lava- so classy!

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Nega Tinker chuckled, glancing up a the irate Tinker.

"Ah, yes.... the infamous Tinker 'Berserk Button'- that and Mind Control. But then, no Viktor can stand being under Mind Control..." he mused, adjusting his glasses.

He took a small yellow box out of his pocket, tossing it up and down casually. Well, that was a pleasant surprise.. actual concern for Andrews well being. He had half-assumed that he would just walk away after hearing that he wasn't in any physical danger.
Oh, well. He would just have to come up with new, more interesting reasons to loath him- he *was* playing Protective Big Brother, after all.
He'd start with the hair- really, did he just rub a balloon on it or what?

"How very kind of you- who knows, you might just earn a scrap of my respect, at this rate. You know he's even got those frilly white stockings? But, to be fair, I did leave him his Lucky Rocket Briefs." he said cheerily, throwing the cube as Davids cheeks went red.

In mid air, it turned into ravenous Theasaurus- teeth dripping, eyes glowing read.

It was *good* to be bad, some days.

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'Yuki' glanced up at 'Haruhi', then spoke.

"Should we start the plan you made?"

"What plan, what are you talking about?"

"Before the party."

"Oh! That plan.... hmmm... let's do it!"

At that moment, almost as if it had been choreographed, the girl in the serafuku with the blue hair, who had been milling with the rest of the guests, walked over to 'Kyon', smiled, and started a conversation...

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-Super Davio 3-

David gasped and took a step back. "He wears Lucky Rocket Briefs?" David chuckled, and then ducked as the ravenous Thesaurus charged at him, adjectives slavering. "Ok... maybe I need to take this a bit more seriously..." The beast snapped at him, and he lunged to the left, sweeping his foot through it's spindly legs. This sent it crashing to the base of the bridge, causing it to sway back and forth, the ropes straining. In response, the beast pushed itself up far enough to chomp down on David's left leg. He howled in pain and swung his sole fist against it's snout with enough force to break a noun.

This caused it to let go so that it could screech, howl, outcry, shout, squeal in agony. David pivoted on his sole good leg and spun around to face it. "Ok... no more going anywhere without some of my gadgets. Ever. Even to a harmless party." He panted and glared at the beast's eyes.

It was at this point that one of the support ropes of the bridge snapped, which didn't surprise anyone who had an ounce of foresight. The bridge rocked and part of it flipped downward, dropping the two creatures still standing on it down towards the lava. David swung his arm up and grabbed onto one of the wooden boards of the bridge. The Thesaurus, just as surprised as David, flailed and tried to grab onto something... anything at all.

It should be pointed out that the Costume David was wearing really wasn't designed for him. As such, there was a sleeve on his left side flapping around without any arm to fill it. So of course it should come to no surprise that the first and most immediate thing the Thesaurus could cling to so as to evade it's own untimely demise was to bite firmly down on the idle sleeve, and thus add it's own weight to Davids. A single right arm trembled as it tried to keep them both from falling in. "URGH! I really need to get another arm one of these days!" He gritted his teeth as he held on, the Thesaurus swaying back and forth against his sleeve.

COULD THIS BE THE END OF DAVID TOBOZ?

"No! Be quiet, whoever is saying that. I'm totally not going to die here!"

Suddenly, a foot landed on Claire's head, bouncing off and propelling the jumper over to stand next to Nega-Tinker, who found himself staring at a startlingly Luigi-esque figure that was glaring at him.

"...you're mad."

Anti-Zobot nodded. "Of COURSE I'm mad! You execute a plan to screw with Posi-Tinker and Naive Boy over there and you don't even ask me if I'd like to watch! I almost missed the best part!" He looked around at everyone. "What... you honestly expected I'd help him?"

Meanwhile, while people were distracted, no one noticed David's left eye twitch. "Youknow,thisbridgedesignisreallypatheticmindlesslysimple,reallybutIcanfixthat!" There was a deranged gleam in his eyes. He only had one arm, which was admittedly otherwise occupied, but he was still managing to unwind and reweave the fibers of the rope with the muscles in his eyebrows.

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-Richard and Sarah-

Sarah smiled, feeling perfectly in tune with the universe. One of the advantages of death was getting to know exactly where you fit into everything and why, and it was definitely a good sensation. She looked up at Richard. "Big-big brother, I'm gonna go look around, ok? I'll be right back." Without giving him a chance to respond, she strolled off, walking towards the food table. She paused and looked up. It was there. She had always been tempted, but it would be wrong to... she paused and debated for a moment. Admittedly, she had always been curious to find out what candy tastes like, but... would it really be all right to possess someone, just for a second, so she could find out? She debated the issue for a moment. Eventually, she sighed and gave into the impulse. Her form became less tangible for a moment, as she floated over and entered someone else's body.

Sarah opened Ingrid's eyes and reached down, pulling up a Snickers Bar from the table and unwrapping it. "Hmm...so this is what candy tastes like! Yum!"

Richard, meanwhile, raised an eyebrow as a blue haired woman approached him and smiled. The costume looked familiar... but he wasn't entirely sure where he had seen it before. "What do you want with me?"

"There's something I need you for... But I wanted to ask you something. It's about Suzumiya-san."

Richard looked a bit confused. "Suzimiya...? Oh, you mean Lady Drezebel? I'm not familiar with what we're dressed up as, so I'm not really getting into character that much. That's more her thing, sorry."

"What do you think about her?"

Richard paused. "My personal feelings for my Fiancee are my own business, and I don't feel the need to discuss them openly with strangers."

The girl continued, rubbing her hands together nervously. "You know... humans always say, 'It's better to regret something you did than to regret something you didn't do.' What's your opinion on that?" She looked up at him earnestly.

"Hmm... I can't say I've heard that said before... but I suppose I'd probably say that it's true." Richard mused.

"Then...speaking theoretically... if there were a situation where maintaining the status quo would only make things worse, but no one knew what course of action would improve circumstances, what would you do?"

Richard looked confused. "What does that mean? Are you talking about the economy?"

"Don't you think that change, any change at all, would be best for now? Nothing will improve the way things currently are."

The party continued on around them almost completely unaware of the two speakers as something began...

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Ow! I rub my head and glare at Mister Nega-Toboz. Geez, all I did was monopolize his boyfriend's time with an evil plan against Mister Toboz and Mister Tinker that I'm sure he would like to watch...

Or I could've been the most convenient stepping stone closest to the door. Whichever.

"Hey, down in front!" They ignore me. Fine. I jump to the bridge, quickly grab Mister Nega-Toboz, then jump back, stuffing a popcorn bag into his hands.

"You can't watch if you're in the middle of the battle, jeez. You can yell at him later. Oh, I'm Claire, by the way- Posi-Rose." I turn back to the bridge. "Hey, Mister Nega-Tinker, now would be a good time to be all impressively evil and awesome and stuff!"

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~Super Davio Land~
Nega Tinker smiles toothily.

"Oh, I'm sorry dear... It was such a spur of the moment affair, I forgot to call you in. Although, at this point I would have to say that the cosplay is starting to suggest some disturbing connotations... By the way, this is Claire- wonderful girl. She has some real flare for Evil Castle Design." he said happily, not really notecing the bridge slowly breaking...

Andrew, on the other hand, was suspended *over* it, and therefore cared quite a @#$%!! %#$#!! bit.
He;d given up n the ropes a while ago- Claire really *was* good with knots. Instead, he had slipped one of the ridiculous heels off until it hung off of his toe.
He would have to thank Mummy for making sure he knew the Standard Procedure for being Kidnapped-after all, he 8was* the Mad Scientists Handsome Son.

He swung his leg- once, twice.... and KICK!
The shoe flew, and smacked a remote control in Claire's Pocket- not that he knew what it *did*....

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"NOOO!!! You fool! You've doomed us all!" I grab the remote out of my pocket.

"Really? What does that remote do, exactly?" Mister Nega-Toboz peers at it.

"No, not really. I just like saying that, although I think in this case it was really Mister Nega-Tinker's line." The remote flashes the message 'ERROR: BLUNT OBJECT- RANDOM MODE ACTIVATED.' "Oh, wow! He made it just right!"

"Yes, but what exactly does it do?"

"Oh, it-" At that moment, the castle starts to crumble. A warp pipe pops up next to me, and mooks climb out. "Hey, Mister Toboz, you'd better hurry up, defeat Mister Nega-Tinker, and rescue the princess before the castle collapses!" I smack a couple of the mooks into the lava- they're in 'Attack Everything' mode at the moment. Another swarm of mooks is approaching Mister Toboz.

I turn to Mister Nega-Toboz, fending off some mooks, and knock him out of the way of a stream of lava. "You had better be able to make a competent Villainous Exit, because so help me, if I have to rescue you from an exploding castle, I'll tell Mister Nega-Tinker that you saved me out of the kindness of your heart, and then mentioned that you were thinking about joining a bunch of charity organizations to help your fellow man."

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-Super Davio Bros. 64-

Nega-Zobot chuckles condescendingly, which is difficult to do while wearing the outfit he's in. "Fear not, my dear. I would not come unprepared. Incidentally, you're a lot more tolerable than our world's version of you... I expect that you're probably a bit more resilient as well." He reached into his pocket and removed... a dinosaur's egg, speckled red. "There are certain, shall we call them, 'advantages' to dressing up as a hero in circumstances like these. This is one of them." With a tiny hammer he cracked it open, revealing a large red creature similar to a velociraptor in shape and orientation, but with a large saddle on it's back and tiny running boots on. "For those not familiar with this series of games, this is a Yoshi: A ridable dinosaur that slavishly obeys any "heroes" that it encounters, such as "me." The red ones have certain unique...abilities, as long as something's in their mouths. Oh Yoshi? That person over there is a "bad guy." Feel free to eat them." The yoshi-beast nodded and opened it's mouth... whipping out an enormous tongue with which it swallowed Nega-Tinker, keeping him trapped inside it's mouth. Nega-Zobot smiled as abruptly the creature grew white, feathery wings. "Consider this your punishment for forgetting to invite me, honey." He saddled the beast and spurred it to run forward, flapping it's wings in the air as it carried the two of them out of there.

"Farewell, Miss Claire! May your life be interesting and short!" He flew off into the unchanging sky, towards the entrance to this subdimension, laughing madly all the while.

Meanwhile, David finished what he was doing with the rope, and waited for a few moments for something to happen. Unfortunately, nothing did. He sighed. The Thesaurus, in just as dire a predicament as him, growled up hopefully to him. "No, hungry Thesaurus... we ARE probably gonna die. Sorry. Whatever I was trying to do, apparently it didn't work." His head was spinning and his grip was failing, probably because of the large open bite wound on his leg which was rapidly leaking blood. He couldn't hold on much longer...

He let go, and began to fall.

And then the broken strand of rope slung down and tied itself around his arm to pull him up to the edge of the arena, next to Claire. Shaking his head to clear it, he looked up. "Wow... that was amazing!" He smiled at the now-sentient piece of rope, which curled modestly. "No, really, I mean it! You saved us both!" he patted the suddenly-less-violent-now-that-it-wasn't-sure-if-it-was-gonna-die Thesaurus for emphasis. "I'm really impressed! Would you like to come home with me? I think I'll name you Rope-Snake!" He smiled and pointed feebly up at the dangling princess Tinker. "Rope-Snake! Save that person!"

Rope-Snake complied, unwinding itself up and wrapping itself around Andrew's waist, untying the nonsentient piece of rope and then carrying Andrew down to the ledge next to Claire, David, and the still-too-confused-to-act Thesaurus. David cheered. "Andrew! You're ok, thank goodness!" Then he groaned and fell over, as his little heart stopped. David Toboz was dead.

Before anyone could react, they became aware of someone standing behind them. Looking back, they noticed a second David, standing there without even reacting to the corpse of the first one. In response to any potential astonished stares, he shrugged. "Whaaat? I found one of those funny green-topped mushrooms a bit earlier. The one Nega-T used to heal me up. Don't they give people extra lives or something? Don't think about it too hard. Now come on, we gotta get Rope-Snake detached from the rest of this bridge and then we gotta get out of here!"

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-A Fairy's Game-

There was just one ball left: The 8-ball. And they were tied. Elleb stared at Wally, both of them determined to win. It was his turn, but she knew he couldn't win. She had spent nearly all her magic lining the floor of the table with wards that would stop the ball's movement once he took the shot. And she was fairly sure he hadn't seen her. This match was hers, she knew it!

Then Wally bent down... and shot the ball up in the air with his stick, sending it flying into the corner pocket. Elleb made a discordant jangle and clenched her fist, giving off intense red light. He won... THIS round.

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Resilient? Heh, he doesn't know the half of it. Poor Rose isn't well-built like I am. I like the rest of Nega-doubles. They're quite fun.

Mister Toboz is looking at me like I should help the rope-snake. "Um... Mister Toboz? I'm a Villain. I'm not helping. Oh, and the castle's probably going to collapse in thirty seconds or so. Bye!" The area around me explodes, and I jump through a pipe before the fire dies down-

Only to find myself facing a blue sunglasses-wearing mouse with a bunch of bombs. Random Mode. Right. On the plus side, I'm right near the exit. On the minus side, it's on the other side of the mouse.

Oh, who am I kidding? Explosives everywhere! This way, I should be able to demolish, well, pretty much everything so the universe'll be empty if I ever need it again.

Now, the challenge- don't damage my costume so Lady Drezebel doesn't kill me when I get back to the party.

Wheee! *Ka-BOOM BOOM Ka-BLAM*

I hope Mister Tinker and Mister Toboz got out ok. Eh, they're both Heroes. They'll be fine.

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Nega Tinker found himself in an oddly dry, warm enclosure... like a.. like a... augh.
An Egg. Fan-tastic. He was going to have to remember to show that wiseass a 'ground pound' of his own.
Of course, part of what he *liked* was that he was a jerk. But he wasn't telling him that- he;d get all smug. Better to yell at him.

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Shrugging slightly, Andrew quickly unwound the sentient Rope from the bridge, smiling at David.
"Thanks for the rescue- Nega Tinker thinks he has a sense of humor." he said, finding his other shoes, putting it on quickly. He paused, thinking...

*Rip!* he ripped off most of the skirt, so that it ended raggedly at the knee- now he could move around. He shot a glare at David, hands on his hips.

"Not a word about the breifs, you hear me? Now come on- we need to get out of here."

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Sarah widens Ingrid's eyes with delight. "Oh, wow! This is great! So many different kinds of candy." Unable to choose which candy bar to eat next, Sarah simply crams them all into Ingrid's mouth. "Yummy!" Sarah claps Ingrid's hands together excitedly.

"Um...Ingrid? Are you feeling okay?" Amino asks.

"Who?" Sarah wonders. "Oh, right. Me. Of course. I'm feeling fine..."

"Uh-huh." Amino rolled her eyes. She knew a ghostly possession when she saw one. "Listen, I don't know who you are, but you need to get out of my friend's body. Now."

Sarah wimpered. There was so much more candy to eat! "But...but...please don't make me go! I just wanted to know what it tasted like, and it's really, really good! Please, can I stay?" She looked at Amino pleadingly.

Amino frowned, puzzled. "Wait. You've never had candy before?"

"No, and it's really, really, really, really, really, really good and I just want to have a little more, please, please, please?"

Amino grins. "Okay, okay. But on one condition." She pulls out a full tub of radioactive popcorn. "You've got to taste this and tell me what you think of it."

Sarah plunges Ingrid's hand into the popcorn and tastes a handful. "Yum, this is good! It's like, sour and sweet and tangy and salty! I want some more!" She grabs another handful, dripping nuclear butter all over Ingrid's costume.

Amino grins again. "You and I are going to get along just fine. My name's Dr. Dana N. Amino, by the way."

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-Sarah-

"Really? Thank you!" She bowed. "I have a lot of friends in the upper realms, but you're my first real friend on earth!" She giggled, then Ingrid's face contorted. The spirit of Sarah Toboz, still in her costume, went flying out and floated through the floor, as she sat up and levitated back up to look as if she was standing. "Aww..." She pouted and looked up at Ingrid. "I'm sorry, Miss. I was just curious about what things would taste like. I never had candy when..." She stopped and looked away.

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David smiled as the length of rope wrapped itself around his waist and twitched its end happily. Then he grabbed Andrew's hand with his one free one and started running.

The castle crumbled behind them. As a chunk of castle smashed right next to them, David hopped on a turtle and yanked it's shell off, pulling Andrew onto his back and holding him as he leaped on the shell, riding it out of the falling castle. Inside he was praying over and over again that he wasn't going to fall over. He had never been good at balancing.

As soon as they cleared the crumbling castle, he stopped the shell. "Andrew?"

"Yes?"

"Are we still going to die?"

"Not at the immediate moment."

"Good." he mumbled, as he set Andrew down and then fell flat on his face, panting in both exertion and excitement. "G-give me a second... and then let's get out of here."

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-Richard-

The woman smiled at him excitedly. "But you know..." She leaned forward, as if telling him a secret. "The higher-ups are all sticks in the mud who can't keep up with change. But I can't afford such complacency out in the field. A lack of action would only make the situation grow worse." She paused, and looked up at him expectantly. "In that case, it should be okay for me to use my own judgement to assert changes, right?"

Richard looked away, trying to find a distraction. "I...I don't quite understand what you're getting at. Is this some sort of joke or something?"

She continued. "I've grown quite tired of observing a static subject. That's why..." She reached behind her, sliding a knife from somewhere along her person. "I'm going kill you and see how Haruhi Suzumiya reacts!" She lunged forward, swinging the knife at him. Richard, surprised but with fast reflexes from his martial arts training, stumbled backwards, evading the assault but smashing into the snack table, sending the remaining punch in the punchbowl splattering everywhere behind him as the table fell over.

"W-what the heck? Is this a joke or something? Even for a Mad, that's dangerous! Put that away!" He was shouting, which he would have normally felt embarrassed about. His eyes were wide as he tried to stand. He had to get away from this crazy lady.

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"'Scuse me. Pardon me. Excuse - (aw, screw this!) Ohmigod! Puppies and kittens by the punch table!" There's the sound of a small stampede outside. Janitor stumbles into the kitchen, looking haggard. "Why is there a motherfudgin' hole in the middle of the motherfudgin' floor anyway?" she mutters.

"I need all the punch you've got," she says to the cook, but is quickly distracted. "-Oh hey. Naked guy." Her eyes narrow. "I don't suppose you were hit on the head from behind by a mysterious person possibly wearing a Harley Quinn costume, would you?"

"Er, no..." Thad answers.

"And I don't suppose you have recently worn a Harley Quinn costume, have you?"

"I don't think so -"

"Hey, you've got donkey ears too! Almost didn't notice." Aw, he's bright red now. Too bad there's nowhere to run from the crazies at this party...

Janitor turns back to the cook. "So how about that punch?"

"There's not much left!" he protests. "Every Mad and their aunt has been demanding it to use on their enemies!"

Janitor walks over and whispers something in his ear. His eyes widen. "R-really? The grill and the stovetop? Lady, you got yourself some punch!" The cook hands her a container. It's about two liters. More than enough for senseless revenge on the women in the restroom.

She walks out the door - and the plan changes. The karaoke system's going full swing, and who should be singing a classy tune but a lady in a Harley Quinn costume. Everything - makes sense -

"Heh heh heh... You want some clothes?" she asks the naked man, keeping her gaze on Harley Quinn.


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*Ka-BAM!*

Well, that's most of it. Hee hee hee! Explodey...

Ah, Mister Tinker and Mister Toboz made it out. Excellent. Of course, he rescued the princess, he should know what comes next. I'll just provide a bit of encouragement...

Finished, I head back to the party. As I go, I trigger the set-up, and the scenery around Mister Tinker and Mister Toboz fills with explosions. There's a warp pipe for them nearby, and it should self-destruct after they used it. Plus, I changed the passcode for the universe- just in case Mister Nega-Tinker thinks he can use it whenever. Well, he can, but he has to ask first.

I walk back into the party, feeling like I'm forgetting something. Hey! Karaoke! Suddenly, a hand grabs my arm.

"Hey, Mikuru, vhy don't hyu tell us who hyu really are?"

Oh, right. Certain Viktor brothers who I revealed a detailed knowledge of before kidnapping with their nephew with his Nega-verse twin might be a bit curious about me. Ah, well.

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Ryoko looked at Richard, saying delicately, "You think it's a... joke? Awww... You don't want to die? You don't want me to kill you? I'm sorry, but I just don't understand the concept of death regarding organic lifeforms."

Richard backed away a little farther. "OK, this isn't funny anymore!! I don't know why you're doing this, but please, just put the knife down!"

Ryoko giggled. "I can't! Because, whether you care about it or not, I really do want you to die!" With that, she charged forward, just as Richard side-stepped, turned, and--

--slammed into a dark wall that appeared out of nowhere, cutting the area around them (up to several tables distant) off from the rest of the club. Ryoko spoke again. "It's useless! Right now I have the control of the flow of the data in this space. Nothing can enter, nothing can leave."

Richard stood, back against the wall, as Ryoko continued without any change from her bright and cheery tone of voice. "Oh please, won't you just give up? You're going to die no matter what, so let me kill you!"

Richard, who had been keeping a safe distance, asked, "Just who and what the h*ll are you, anyway?!"

Ryoko didn't respond-- instead, the loose furniture in the room was thrown around, threatening to land on Richard. The walls fell away as rubble, revealing silvery otherspace beyond them. Panicking, Richard grabbed a broken table, then threw it at Ryoko's head. Ryoko simply stopped and smiled.

"Uh-uh!" she said, as a bubble of energy appeared around her, the table flying into it to smash to bits, "I already told you it's useless-- everything in this area is now under my control!"

Ryoko moved forward a few steps further, pushing Richard back into a corner. Then, she stopped.

"Silly me, I should have done this from the get-go!" she said. Suddenly Richard found he couldn't move.

"Your death is the perfect way to make Haruhi Suzumiya take some sort of action, you see?" Ryoko said, advancing for the final time. "Finally, I'll be able to observe a huge explosion of data! It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"
You can say that again! thought Richard.

Ryoko stood straight, holding the knife over her head.

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The woman had come into the kitchen asked Thad if he wanted some clothes. Unfortunately she was still holding the door open and one of his pursuers saw him.

"He's in there."

"Get him!"

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Andrew breathed a sigh of releif, getting to his feet unsteadily.

"Well, looks like we made it. Um... I'm sorry about all this. It must have been a lot of trouble." he said, helping David to his feet.

David grinned, shrugging.
"Not at all! I like doing this sort of thing... It's why I'm a Hero. And besides, you would do the same for me." he said sheepishly.

"Yes, I suppose I would... just there had better be less lace next time." he grumbled, scowling slightly. Oh, he was going to get NT for that.

Then, The Explosions happened. Without even thinking about it, they both broke into a run for the nearest tunnel- which was conveniently close by, the Thesaurus following, trailing, and tracking them.

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Not all of the crowd was sent to the punch table for nonexistent puppies, and a few irate partygoers spot the naked man. As they shoulder their way past Janitor, the man runs screaming for the darker recesses of the kitchen. Janitor throws him her jacket as he flees. If he's smart, he'll notice the nuclear-powered laser gun and rabid earring in the pocket.

All right. Time for phase one of 'Plan to Make Harley Quinn Sorry.'
Janitor plans to return. If the naked man's still alive, she'll make him some pants or a kilt! oooh, a kilt! something. For now, she saunters out, bottle of punch in hand.

She walks right past her target. Her target is invisible. The woman's costume doesn't even register in her memory, nope. No malice here.

Janitor steps up to the microphone. She grins, unscrews the bottle of punch and sips. "All right, let's have some oldies," he says. "This goes out to - well, you know who you are."

The music starts out slow.

"Now I've - had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear - it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cuz I've - had the time of my life
And I owe it all to you"

The music picks up. A couple Mads start swaying to the catchy beat.

"I've been running for so long
Now I've finally found someplace
I want to be"

He swigs the punch, then she transposes to the higher pitch.

(♀) "Accidentally drank the punch
Hey what gender was I supposed to be?"
(♂) "But there's madness in your eyes
It stands to reason you'd decide to pick on me"
(♀) "So I take my gun in hand
Not like this place is lacking in emergencies!"

(♂) "Just remember"
(♀) "This is one place"
(♂) "I won't just walk out the door"
(♀) "But I'll tell you something"
(♂) "This could be war al-though

I've had the time of my life
No I've rarely lacked my boobs before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I'll blame it all on you"

(♀) "Now I'm being a bit unfair
To the ones who never dared to anger me"
(♂) "So in case you weren't aware
Don't be afraid to talk to me"
(♀) "But I know what's on your mind
When you say,
Try a little bite!'"

(♂) "Just remember"
(♀) "I'm not something"
(♂) "You can experiment on"
(♀) "You can tell me something"
(♂) "Don't make me a pawn be-cause

I've had the time of my life
No I don't plan to cut it short
Yes I swear that's the truth
What'd my gender do to you?
'Cuz I've had the time of my life
And I'll search through every single door
'Til I find the truth
And then I'll pay it back to you!"

The instrumental riffs begin, and Janitor pauses to look at his audience. Of those listening, half are having hysterics at his duet with himself. He smiles at the villainous woman standing next to Harley Quinn. He swigs again, prepping for the finale. Then he swigs again, his eyes widening.

"Oh you've gotta be kidding me!" He chugs the rest of the punch. Nothing happens. Even more people are laughing now. The instrumental bit's ending. Inspiration strikes.

"Now I've - had - the time of my life
No I've never felt this way before
Yes I swear - it's the truth
I'll get revenge on all you fools!"

There's a couple more verses of the same, but Janitor storms offstage, empty bottle clenched tightly in his fist. He pushes angrily through the crowd. When the laughter's died down, he doubles back. He allows a grin to spread across his face.

Phase two!

"Say goodnight, Harley." Whack!


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Harley Quinn sags to the ground. Chic's eyes narrow, focusing on the grinning mad holding an empty bottle. "Big mistake-you don't do that to Me and get away with it."
"I didn't do anything to you-and she deserves it, and more!"
Chic grins. "That's my alternate. And me? I'm your lovely hostess...."
Uh oh...

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'Alternate'? 'Hostess'?! Eeep.

Janitor draws his gun. "Never let it be said that the Janitor never cleaned up her - uh, his - messes!"

"And now you're insulting me?"

Very very eeep. "Listen, miss, I'm a very gender-confused person who's pointing a gun at you! I've had too many bad things happen to me tonight! I wouldn't test my patience if I were you!"

Chic lunges forward. Janitor flinches and stumbles backward. "Very patient," she laughs.

Janitor pulls the trigger and a quack rings out. Oh right. Wrong gun. He shoves it into his back pocket, and hefts the empty bottle. It's gonna have to do.


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"...and then I put on my costume and came to the party."

"Dot vas a very nice story dot explained nothink. Vhy don't hyu tell us hyu name to start wit."

"...Claire."

"Claire vot?" As I hesitate, 'Bill' grins fiercely at me. "Miz Claire, if hyu tink ve iz gonna let hyu go dot easily, hyu iz qvite wrong. Not many pipple know dot much about de invasion. So, I hain't gonna ask again, vat's hyu name?"

Such an evil smile... "Claire... Empty." Oh dear, I did so want to make a good impression with the Viktors. I hope they aren't too angry about me helping to kidnap Mister Tinker.

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Vladimir blinked, before looking over at Rasputin.
"Raspotin-"

"Ve don' know de goil." he said, rolling his eyes- Vladimir was terrible with names.

"Oh, hokay."

Rasputin turned back to the girl, crossing his arms.

"Look, Hy'mnot mad about de whole ting of hyu helping to kidnap my nephew- he ken take care of hemself. Bot we need to know why hyu know so mooch about de 'invasion', and why hyu missin' de leedle detail dot Severtial vos Entropy Lands originally. He vos taken' back vot vas his." he said sternly, glowering slightly.
He wasn;t *that* mad... but you had to be careful. A lot of his job was making sure no one was sending any spies to rattle up any fake 'rebellions'. Not, of course, that the general populace would put up with nonsense like that.... but there were always stupid people with misplaced anger.

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